The Joe Kinnear Show / Arsenal To Land Higuain

Good morning. Joe Kinnear was a theatrical, comedic goldmine yesterday on Talksport, saying that he's "more intelligent" than Newcastle United supporters and showing a crushing inability to pronounce the names of Newcastle's top players. Kinnear called Yohan Cabaye, "Yohan Kebab" and have you ever heard of Hatem Ben Affri? Kinnear Read more

Joe Kinnear Back at Newcastle / Confederations Cup

Good morning. Joe Kinnear has re-joined Newcastle United under the guise of "Director of Football." Due to the absurdity of the appointment, I could finish the blog here and leave you to chew on that information for the entirety of your Monday. It is a very bizarre development at Newcastle, as Read more

Betting tips for the Premier League: who will be favourites next season to win?

The new Premier League season is set to be an exciting one, thanks to a raft of changes that have occurred at the top clubs since the end of the last one, which leave things feeling less predictable than they have for a while. The fact that Chelsea have Read more

Chelsea Agree Schuerrle Deal / Ronaldo Doesn't Sign A New Contract.

Good morning. As I trawled through the various football websites this morning, all I saw was this... Tumbleweed. Lots and lots of tumbleweed. The transfer window hasn't opened and won't do so until the July 1st, so we should all calm down in that regard. At the moment it feels as Read more

Review of the 2012/13 Season - Leicester City

The football season is over, players have gone on holiday and the tedium of transfer rumours have officially started, if not prematurely, with the transfer window not actually until July 1st. So, what to do until August when it all kicks off again? Spend time with loved ones? Take Read more

Swansea

Swansea City End Bradford’s Dream / Swansea Win Capital One Cup

Valley Parade

Good morning.

It’s very difficult to dress something so simple in a wedding dress, sprinkle confetti over it and call it “amazing”. To do so would be lying, and I’m not a liar, thus I can’t say type out the next 600-700 words proclaiming the 2013 Capital One Cup final to have been a classic. It wasn’t, because Swansea City rode to victory with consummate ease. Read more

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Hazard’s Ball Boy Incident – Don’t Employ Kids For An Unfair Advantage

A weapon of mass destruction.

 

Good morning.

I’m sorry the first post of the day is later than usual, but because of closures on the M1 and M25 last night, driving back from the Arsenal match took me longer than expected. It’s a good job I have the morning off work! Read more

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Arsenal 1-0 Swansea

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Good morning!

With variation brought to the Arsenal midfield, through to injury sustained by Mikel Arteta and Tomas Rosicky, Arsene Wenger named a more physically powerful defensive midfield duo than what Arsenal are accustomed to, playing Francis Coquelin and Abou Diaby as the defensive pair. In addition, Santi Cazorla was moved wide left and Jack Wilshere played in the “number ten” role. Read more

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Swansea Defeat Chelsea / Walcott To Sign New Contract

Theo-Walcott-England-ArsenalGood morning.

Swansea City poked their big toe in the Capital One Cup Final yesterday, with a surprise 2-0 victory over Chelsea. Despite dominating the match for extended periods of the match, Chelsea just could not find their way through a team which sat back, kept their shape and jumped on two Branislav Ivanovic goals to take a two goal advantage back to the Libery Stadium. Read more

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Abysmal Arsenal / Coloccini Red Card Explained / Impressive Swansea

Good morning.

For me, as an Arsenal fan, the weekend just passed was as bad as it gets. Echoing what Arseblog said in his match report yesterday, it felt worse than the 8-2 defeat at Old Trafford last season. For that match, Arsenal were depleted, shorn of Samir Nasri, Cesc Fabregas, Gael Clichy and a whole host of players were missing through injury, such as Thomas Vermaelen, Jack Wilshere and Bacary Sagna, whilst Gervinho and Alex Song were suspended. It was a freak Arsenal result and a freak performance, everybody accepted that, but what is hard to accept, is a 2-1 defeat with the vast majority of your best players on the pitch, showing the gulf in quality between your side and the opposition, and how Manchester United exposed said large gulf in quality. Read more

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Swansea Sign Ki-Sung Yeung / Where’s Nuri Sahin?

A rather young looking Ki-Sung Yeung

Good morning!

I hope you enjoyed Rob’s guest post yesterday, in fact I know you all did as his articles always hit really well, but it’s nice to be polite. A massive thanks to Rob for getting me out writing a blog whilst ill and suffering a mini-case of writer’s block. I hate writer’s block, it’s essentially an illness in itself.

Anyway, I’m still in that period of writer’s block and struggling with how to open the article this morning, so I’m not hanging about with an introduction. Wasn’t churning out blogs meant to be made easier with the return of domestic football? It would appear not.

Swansea City sign Ki-Sung Yeung

The club to have impressed me the most during the transfer window is Swansea City. Yes, they’ve sold an important player in Joe Allen and look set to lose Scott Sinclair, but the business they’ve made in bringing players in has been remarkable. For example, selling Allen for a staggering £15 million and signing Michu for £2 million is great business. Liverpool have spent £15 million on potential, whilst Swansea have shelled out £2 million on ready made quality. Of Michael Laudrup and Brendan Rodgers, I know who I’d rather be. Clue: it’s not Rodgers. Read more

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Swansea Shine / Fulham Fantastic / Liverpool…Lose

Michael Laudrup looking typically glorious at Euro ’96.

Good morning!

I’m going to get straight into the three matches from the weekend which I particularly enjoyed, as I’m quickly running out of time in which to write. Before I start however, you’ll notice I haven’t included Manchester City or Southampton in my title. That’s for the simple reason being that I fell asleep from the 50th minute onwards; eating a roast dinner and watching the football horizontal is a cruel mistress, so I can’t really talk about something I missed the bulk of, can I? Read more

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Manchester United Close On Kagawa / Brendan Rodgers To Liverpool

Marketing asset, or creative midfielder?

Good morning!

I went to see ‘The Dictator’ last night with Sacha Baron Cohen, (the film featured Cohen, I didn’t go to the cinema with him, obviously) and if you want my advice, steer clear of his latest outrageous attempt at comedy. Yes, there are some real, ’tilt your head back and laugh out loud’ moments, but the rest consists of an hour or more of the audience not knowing whether to laugh or not at attempts of comedy relating to rape and 9/11. I know Cohen has meant for ‘The Dictator’ to be outrageous, but come on, there are social boundaries.

As well as that, the till service at Chesterfield was beyond sh*t. If you live in that area, take my advice and take a packed lunch just for queuing, otherwise you risk death by malnourishment. Read more

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Sheffield Wednesday Keep Pressure on Sheff United / Man United Eclipse Man City / Don’t Sack Pearson!

Good morning one and all!

Whilst I thoroughly enjoyed watching Norwich City v Wigan Athletic yesterday, I couldn’t help but think that the real action was concerning Manchester United v West Brom and Swansea City v Manchester City. I appreciate that both Manchester clubs were orignally scheduled to play on Saturday, only being moved to Sunday due to their Europa League committments, but surely a brand such as Sky Sports could have snaffled the TV rights for that one?

Was really anything preventing Sky Sports from televising both matches yesterday? Showing Manchester United live on Sky Sports Two, (let Norwich and Wigan have their original arrangement) with a red button option on the Manchester United match to view the Manchester City game. What with the ‘relatively big’ matter of a title to be decided, that would have been a great idea and what with Manchester City losing to Swansea as United won, would have provided great entertainment.

Anyway, that was my only gripe from the weekend. Oh, no it isn’t actually. I spent a good twenty minutes yesterday on hold waiting to talk about a quote for insurance on a new car. Bare in mind that yesterday was Sunday, a day of the week I hardly regard as being busy for car insurance. As much as I lik ‘Bittersweet Symphony’ by The Verve, it was only an instrumental version and I was getting very bored.

Anyway, that’s three paragraphs of me moaning, like a woman. I’m joking, of course, women are very tolerable and rarely whing about things of no importance. I on the other hand, moan about being put on hold for a car insurance quote. Maybe I’m ‘moaning like a Craig’.

Getting into the thick of it now, starting with Sheffield Wednesday and their shiny new Manager, Dave Jones, once of Cardiff City if you remember. You may also recall that Jones replaced the sacked Gary Megson, who had just claimed victory in a hotly contested Sheffield derby, something that I didn’t agree with.

Reading that back, it may seem that I disagreed with Sheffield Wednesday winning the ‘Steel City Derby. I have no problem with that. I meant Milan Mandaric deciding to sack the Ginger Mourinho (Gary Megson) straight off the back of a victory over Sheffield United. Has any Manager in world football ever been sacked following a victory over their biggest rivals? I somehow doubt it and for many reasons, I criticised Mandaric for his decision, I still do.

Whilst I disagree with Mandaric sacking Megson at such a crucial point of the season, I am a fan of Dave Jones, Megson’s replacement. Dave Jones is essentially an upgrade on Megson and the man will get results, of that I’m absolutely sure.

Following Jones’ appointment, he’s overseen a 0-0 draw with a pretty poor Rochdale side from the stands and as Manager, has directed Wednesday to a 4-1 and 3-0 victory over Bury and Bournemouth respectively. Having looked as if they could face the serious prospect of falling out of the play-off places, Sheffield Wednesday now look to have consolidated third, just as Sheffield United in second place begin to choke.

To reiterate, I don’t agree with sacking Gary Megson, I rarely accept Manager’s getting the sack mid-way through a season. Only in certain circumstances will I accept it, otherwise, do it in the summer.

Taking Megson out of the equation now, Sheffield Wednesday are looking very strong and Dave Jones’ appointment had to be made with Mandaric absolutely certain that Jones could achieve promotion this season. Now in the final run-in, Wednesday look great money for promotion but for true success, Jones now has to be left alone by Mandaric. There can no interference on Mandaric’s part and only then will Sheffield Wednesday be allowed to flourish, it’s not as if the potential isn’t there.

Going from Sheffield to Manchester now, we can’t do anything but look at the Premiership title race, which yesterday, took another gigantic twist.

In Manchester, Wayne Rooney was commandeering Manchester United to a 2-0 victory over West Brom. Shown to have twenty attempts on goal and the lion’s share of possession, there was never anything but a Manchester United win on the cards here. Sir Alex Ferguson churns out team after team, all capable of securing results as they approach the season’s final stretch.

Over in Swansea, Manchester City were playing Swansea City, who so far this season, have lost just once at home and that, unsurprisingly, came against Manchester United. Swansea have beaten Arsenal and drew with Tottenham Hotspurs at home this season and have looked impressive all season long, so it was always a tough nut to crack for Roberto Mancini’s Manchester City side.

In comparison to Manchester United’s consummate, all-conquering victory over West Brom, Manchester City never looked capable of putting the game away from Swansea’s reach and for all the possession Manchester City boasted around Swansea’s penalty area, they found it tough to break Swansea down and whilst City looked for an opening at one end, they found that Swansea would go close as well just as fast.

Everything about Manchester City’s performance yesterday was too open and if Mancini allows that to happen just once more this season, then Manchester United have had the Premiership title dumped on their plate by their inner-city rivals.

Manchester City conceded late on yesterday through a Luke Moore header and never looked capable of responding to that goal with ten minutes still left to play.

Whilst Manchester City lost silly points, Manchester United picked theirs up with ease and that is the key difference between a club used to winning titles and one that, with respect, is alien to the sensation. Not in a millon years would Manchester United have lost to Swansea yesterday.

People can claim that Manchester United are lucky, that Sir Alex Ferguson is best mates with every referee on the FA’s rota but come on, take your head out of the sand for a second. Can anybody really say that SAF has been lucky in the league nineteen times? No, because nobody has that amount of luck, it’s all down to being a strong, intelligent person, one who knows how to manage expectations and capable of achieving results in the most high-pressure situations.

Manchester City aren’t fortunate enough to have a Manager capable of performing in those situations. Roberto Mancini is a fantastic Manager, don’t get me wrong. I personally think Mancini has done an immense job as City Manager, but he has never had to win a title like this. In Serie A it was maybe a little easier mentally, but competing for the Premiership is like living in a pressure cooker and Mancini is new to this sensation, whilst SAF seems to love habituating in high-pressure cooking pots and that, will be the difference to success this season.

Finally, I must finish with Leicester City and their troubles. Yesterday I round at Mat’s house and his computer was open on the Foxes Talk page, where I saw the headline, ‘Nigel Pearson, should he be sacked and who could replace him?’ Straight away, I was silently screaming, pleading for Leicester’s Thai owners to keep faith with Pearson.

I’ve said it many times on here before, and I’ll say it again: Leicester desperately familiarity to be successful. Stick with Nigel Pearson and Leicester will go up next season, if not this season. If yet another Leicester Manager bites the dust, then this season will be repeated for years and years until it clicks that sticking with the same Manager brings success. Obviously, I don’t mean appoint anybody, for example you couldn’t appoint Ronald McDonald and say that keep faith with him for two seasons and you’ll achieve guaranteed success, as that’s absolutely ludicrous.

Leicester City’s player turnover in the past few years goes over the fifty mark and that is far too much, considering the different Managers Leicester have employed in that period in Pearson, Paulo Souza, Sven Goran Eriksson and Nigel Pearson once more. One Manager a season is not healthy and until Leicester stick with one, it’ll be groundhog day for years to come. Leicester have the resources, the players and a very good Manager, but do they have a Chairman with substance between his ears?

That final question is my last input for this post, so I will see you in the comments…


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Good Week / Bad Week

Good Week

Blackburn Rovers

You know what? The more the weeks go by, the more I find myself pining for Blackburn to pick up three points against whoever they play.

A part of this is due to the fact that I can’t stand a faction of Blackburn supporters determined to ruin the club’s precious morale and thus I want them proved wrong. Protests, banners and rude chants directed at the club should never be brought into a football ground, match day is where you give 100% support to your club, no matter your situation. Outside the ground, away from a match being played, do what you like to show your anger (stopping short of the extreme) but never should you undermine the club on a match day.

To the credit of the majority of Blackburn’s supporters, they’ve been in goood voice of late, particularly at Old Trafford where I personally thought they were fantastic and that’s what you want to see.

As a result of that good support and positive atmosphere, Blackburn are starting play without fear and do look very dangerous, as well as being attractive to watch. I’ve become a big fan of Mauro Formica, I think he’s been a great find for Blackburn and he proved so yesterday with Rovers’ third.

Down to ten men for a good hour of their fixture with Fulham, Blackburn always looked the better side and were deserving of their three points. That win takes Blackburn out of the bottom three and with an away trip to a pretty average Everton side, you have to fancy Blackburn to really kick on and start pulling away from the relegation places.

Swansea City

Swansea have lost only one home match this season and that was to Manchester United, despite having dominated the game for long periods. Swansea unexpectedly out Arsenal-ed Arsenal in the way they pass. After forty minutes, Swansea were shown to have a staggering 63% of possession against an Arsenal side renowned for their ability to play keep-ball so easily.

I said at the beginning of the season that while Norwich will be safe due to their squad, Swansea will too be safe thanks to their style of football, which is far more sustainable than QPR’s ‘turn up and hope’ tactics.

Although I feel there could be a greater strength in depth with Swansea’s squad, something that could prove troublesome, I do expect them to finish mid-table (ish). Now is a great time for Swansea to kick on in the January transfer window and hopefully one or two signings will see Swansea enjoy a real success of a season.

Norwich City

West Brom are a notoriously difficult team to play. One week they can be awful, the next they’ll hammer a top four team, they are just that unpredictable. With that said, it makes Norwich’s 2-1 win over Roy Hodgson’s side all the more impressive and lifts Paul Lambert’s team into a very impressive ninth place.

It had been said to me that Norwich would perform worse than Derby County managed in their infamous season in the Premiership. ‘Rubbish’ I claimed, ‘Norwich will stay up’ I went on to say.

With a big squad packed full of players of an equal ability, Norwich will always maintain the same consistency. Whilst yes, they may well get hammered from time to time, those events are very rare and despite not keeping a clean sheet so far this season, Norwich have scored the most goals outside the top five clubs, which is a terrific stat for any Norwich City fan.

Bad Week

Arsenal

Thierry Henry is back, which is great, young kids who never saw the man play live will get to see their Father’s hero and bums will be put on seats. You can’t help asking though, does this merely put a thin veil over Arsenal’s problems?

Outside of Robin Van Persie, Arsenal have no one to rely on for goals. Marouane Chamakh has shot his Arsenal career whilst Chu-Young Park is looking ever more a spectacular waste of money. Sunday’s defeat to Swansea only emphasised this point, ‘Arsenal are relying on a 34 year old striker at back-up for the next four Premiership matches’. That is not an ideal situation for Arsenal , a permanent striker is needed, not a loan signing. I am pleased with Henry’s signing, don’t get me wrong, but it needs to be complemented with something else, I can’t cope with the idea that Henry is the only back-up striker to Robin Van Persie for a total of four games before it’s back to Marouane Chamakh.

Why wasn’t a striker of higher quality than Chu-Young Park and Marouane Chamakh not highlighted as a ‘must’ during the Summer? Sure, Lucas Podolski may well join in the Summer, which would a be a great signing, but that’s too late. Arsenal need players now to kick on after responding well from a terrible start to their campaign.

Swansea City have highlighted Arsenal’s faults for all to see and they are not pretty in the slightest.

Ray Wilkins

A man whose commentary is so bad, I opted for the Fanzone option on my TV. Honestly, why did Sky Sports employ Ray Wilkins? What was the thinking behind it?

On Yohan Cabaye who had just reacted to a bad challenge from Shaun Derry, Ray Wilkins said that, ‘Cabaye needs to get up and get on with the game, he can’t be that hurt, he’s just got up and pushed Derry. He needs to get up and get on with the game, not sit there on the floor’. Just minutes later, Cabaye left the field of play on a stretcher. As Jack Wilshere said on Twitter, ‘if you’re hurt, your hurt’. Cabaye’s initial adrenaline derived from a sense of anger at the challenge is enough to see him climb to feet after Derry’s tackle, but he straight away falls to the ground, not able to put weight on his ankle, after his adrenaline has calmed and his body is telling him that his ankle is a mess. It was a terrible thing for Ray Wilkins to say.

What’s more, Wilkins went on to moan about how long it took Hatem Ben Arfa to put on his gear to replace Cabaye. When a surprise substitution is made during a match, a player will not have his gear on so will need time to get ready. Often a player is told beforehand if he is needed so he is allowed time to get ready and go on straight away. Surely Ray Wilkins, an ex-England international knows this? Apparently not.

Sack the man.

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