Europa League Winners To Get Champions League Place / More Transfer News

Good morning. I have precious little to look at across the many football websites this morning. One of the top stories on BBC Sport is of Titus Bramble suggesting he may or may not leave Sunderland. Reading that news fails to titillate me. Could there be a worse transfer story? Read more

Fulham Sign Amorebieta / Pellegrini To Manchester City

Good morning. It is quite staggering just how much change has happened in the Premier League over the past few days. Tony Pulis has "mutually" walked away from Stoke City, which actually means he was sacked without ceremony by Peter Coates. Arsenal have been linked with any striker that has a Read more

Jovetic To Arsenal / Kolo Toure To Liverpool / Tony Pulis Leaves Stoke

GOOD MORNING! Do you wanna know why I typed that in caps lock? Because Tony Pulis has "mutually walked away from Stoke City after chairman Peter Coates sacked him for a sh*t run of results." There's nothing "mutual" about Pulis' departure, he's been sacked. Why? Because Stoke City have stagnated Read more

Mourinho Leaves Real Madrid / Is He So Special?

Good morning. Real Madrid have officially announced what we've all been expecting since about November: Jose Mourinho is leaving Real Madrid after three years in charge, in which time he won the league and Copa Del Rey. Mourinho will take charge for the final time against Osasuna on June 1st, Read more

Arsenal's Platform To Build On / Tottenham Worries

The contrasting situations between Arsenal and Tottenham Hotspur at the end of 90 minutes on Sunday, spoke volumes for the importance of Champions League football. On the one hand, Arsenal celebrated as if they had lifted a trophy, for which they have been criticised for. "Fourth is not a trophy, this just Read more

Ligue 1

An Incredible Weekend Of Football

Sometimes, the moon and a variety of other planets, stars and so on, all line up just perfectly to allow an amazing weekend of football. This weekend, it’s safe to say, was one of those moments in time where everything falls nicely and the world can sit back and marvel at some wonderful football.

Amongst the fixtures, Barcelona hosted Real Madrid at the Nou Camp, the Milan derby took place, rivals Marseille and Paris Saint-Germain went toe to toe and FC Porto were at home to Sporting Lisbon. So, so many big matches took place and there’s still the English Premier League to account for, where a staggering 34 goals were scored. On top of all of that, I played my first Sunday League match in over a year, which is clearly just as important…

… or maybe not. Read more

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Arsenal Sign Olivier Giroud / Walcott Fit For Ukraine / England Team News

Olivier Giroud, Arsenal’s new signing.

Good morning!

First on my agenda this morning, I must say a big thank you to everyone who has been on the site recently. We’ll be breaking hit records for the website this month and the amount of people who linked to yesterday’s article using Facebook and Twitter yesterday was incredible. I take a lot of pride in my writing, so it means the World to me when lots of people are coming to Jumpers For Goalposts to read the latest article.

Anyway, I must not digress, as once again, I’ve left myself limited time in which to write this. I’ll never learn… Read more

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Euro 2012 Not The Ultimate For England / Eden Hazard For Chelsea

No, not that kind of Hazard!!!

Good morning!

Reading The Times newspaper this morning, I read a lovely little line in a column by Ben Macintyre, who quoted this line from Tony Blair at the Leveson inquiry yesterday in London; ‘if you allow a lone idiot to speak without being contradicted, then that is what appears on the evening news’. After a protestor had broken into the courtroom, shouting, ‘this man should be arrested for war crimes! JP Morgan paid him off after the Iraq war’, Lord Leveson pointed out that since the protestor was an illegal intruder, Tony Blair was therefore obliged to make no comment at all if he so wished. It was then that Blair pointed out what happened if you allowed the lone idiot to shout the loudest, and it’s a quote I really, really like.

This isn’t a political blog, far from it, infact if you look in the rules section we speak about different politcal factions and how we don’t tolerate extremist views from any side, so I don’t wish to hear argument and counter-argument over what payments Tony Blair did and did not receive. I doubt very much the protestor (who resembles Willem Dafoe) is privy to such information and is infact said idiot trying to shout the loudest.

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Solbakken For Wolves / Pat Rice Leaves Arsenal / French Football Shirts

I do love a Panini sticker picture!

Good morning!

Today in rural Derbyshire the sun is shining and we look to be putting an awful spell of moisture behind us. I love things to be moist, don’t get me wrong, the world would implode if it weren’t for water, but I’m sick of feeling like a dish cloth every time I take my Dog out for a walk. I must also state for the record that Aaron Ramsey looks fabulous when it rains, he takes the appearance of a chizzled gladiator.

So what’s in the news this morning? Stale Solbakken, former FC Copenhagen and Wimbledon player,(he made eight appearances) will be confirmed as the new manager of Wolverhampton Wanderers after holding talks with the club on Thursday.

Before everybody puts themselves in to a blind panic, Terry Connor is expected to be retained on the coaching staff at Molineux, which is nice. Connor was visibly destroyed by Wolves’ relegation and it’s only right he retain his usual coaching role within the club.

As you’ll remember, Connor replaced Mick McCarthy following the Irishman’s sacking from Wolves after a god awful run of form. I, and everybody else in the football world, disagreed with McCarthy’s sacking and when you look at how Roberto Martinez turned Wigan Athletic’s fortunes round earlier this season despite a losing streak of nine games, the decision to sack McCarthy looked desperately hasty.

On the flip side to that, Sheffield Wednesday sacked Gary Megson earlier in the season after poor results and hired Dave Jones immediately afterwards. Dave Jones has masterminded Sheffield Wednesday to an automatic promotion when for a time it looked as if Sheffield Wednesday could have dropped out of the play-offs such was their form. Although I disagreed with Megson’s dismissal at the time, Wednesday’s rapid response to sacking him was such that the club wasn’t disrupted and Dave Jones was able to ride on the initial joy of winning the Sheffield derby as he got used to his players.

Unlike Milan Mandaric at Sheffield Wednesday, Wolves Chairman, Steve Morgan, didn’t organise the period very well and organised unsuccessful talks with Alan Curbishley and Steve Bruce to name but a few. Those premilinary talks should have already taken place with McCarthy at the club. I know it sounds deceitful and all seedy holding talks behind the current manager’s back, but come on, a club needs to be run, feelings can’t always be taken in to consideration.

Stale Solbakken comes months too late but nonetheless I find him to be a solid appointment. Solbakken doesn’t come complete with a Roberto Mancini scarf, nor does he have the hair to match an Andre Villas Boas. Solbakken is a tough manager, something the Wolves fans will love..

Solbakken was pronounced clinically dead after collapsing in training for FC Copenhagen. (managed by Roy Hodgson at the time) It was a whole seven minutes before Solbakken responded when on the way to the ambulance. Solbakken managed to train once more for FC Copenhagen and was even presented the option of playing on, but the then 33 year old decided against it, citing the risk of something similar happening as, ‘amber’ and valued his wife and daughter far too much to even consider taking a risk.

Thus, Solbakken turned to management, taking charge of FC Copenhagen, winning six titles in a five year period with the Danish giants. Such performances in Denmark lead to his previous job at FC Cologne, which unfortunately didn’t go so well for Solbakken.

Despite a reasonable start to the season, Solbakken saw his side claim eight points from 13 matches in the second half to the Bundesliga season, finding himself dumped by Cologne and replaced by Frank Schaefer, the man he had been brought in to replace. (Schaefer quit to spend time with his family)

Pat Rice

In more coaching/managerial news, Pat Rice, Arsenal assistant manager, has decided to retire at the end of the season. Originally, Rice had wanted to retire at the end of last season but was persuaded in to staying another year by Arsene Wenger.

Rice’s retirement ends a 48 year affiliation with Arsenal football club, where Rice has has played as a player at left-back. Since 1964, Rice has only had four years away from Arsenal, when he joined Watford toward the end of his career before returning to Arsenal as youth team coach.

In 1996, Rice became assistant manager to Arsene Wenger, winning three league titles and four FA Cups by Wenger’s side, also overseeing the incredible campaign of Arsenal ‘Invincibles’ team, which amassed a total of 49 games unbeaten, a British record.

Youth-team coach Steve Bould and reserve team coach Neil Banfield will step up to join Wenger in coaching the team. It has been said that Banfield will provide the training sessions as the Arsenal players ‘love’ Banfield’s training sessions, so Bould will act more as an oberserver for the time being as assistant manager.

French football shirts

Finally today, I’d like to touch briefly upon the new shirts to be worn by Olympique Lyonnais and Olympique de Marseilles in the upcoming 2012/13 campaign.

Olympique Lyonnais will wear the first ever 3-D football shirt for the 2012/13 campaign. Lyon wore the new third shirt for the first time during their 1-0 victory over US Quevilly in the Coupe de France final. Below is a video for the release of the shirt…

As for Marseille, well I’m rather excited about their new third shirt. Designed by Akhenaton, leader of Marseille hip-hop group IAM and designer, Pablo Reinoso.

Side ‘A’ of Marseille’s third shirt will be black with orange trimming, this will be the shirt used in matches. Side ‘B’ of the shirt is completely orange. This particular colour has been adopted from the South Winners supporters group who wore their bomber jackets inside out to show their commitment against racism in the face of rival, bomber-wearing, skinhead fans.

When one flexes one’s muscles, the orange from inside the shirt shows itself, which I find a pretty cool feature and inevitably, I’ll probably end up buying that one. Anyway, the promo video for that shirt is below as well…

Right, that’s your lot for today and this week for that matter, I’ll see you on Monday as usual.

Until then.


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US Quevilly Defy Odds

The home of Coupe de France finalists

Good morning!

Friday is upon us, a day on which I notoriously find difficult for news. Thankfully, US Quevilly, a third-tier team from France has reached the Coupe de France final.

On to US Quevilly now, a French side from the small industrial town of Petit-Quevilly in the Normandy region of Nothern France. A brief search of Google has told me that Petit-Quevilly boasts a population of just over 20,000 and lies inside a meander of the Seine River. A short drive away from the D-Day beaches, it’s fair to say that as far as football goes, Normandy doesn’t exactly offer a hotbed of talent and from my experience, Normandy is a pretty sleepy place, nothing happens!

Within Petit-Quevilly, lies US Quevilly, or Union Sportive Quevillaise who play their football at the Stade Lozai, which boasts a capacity of 2,500.

US Quevilly have been here once before however, making the French showpiece in 1927, as well as making the semi-finals in 1968 and 2010.

Not a great domestic side, currently placed 14th in the Championnat National, just seven points off of relegation with eight games left to play, it really is one of football’s true romance stories to believe that a club the size of Quevilly could make the Coupe de France final, about to play the great Olympique Lyonnais in the beautiful Stade de France.

This story is up there with Deportivo Alaves making the UEFA Cup final where they ultimately lost to Liverpool in extra-time courtesy of an owl goal, or even Greece winning the 2004 UEFA European Championships.

On their way to the final, Quevilly have already beaten the likes of Stades Rennes and French giants Marseille, a team boasting several of France’s national team players.

In the quarter-finals, Didier Deschamp’s Marseille found themselves to be overwhelming favourites when the two sides met. Having lost their last five Ligue 1 matches, Marseille’s confidence was at a low and six minutes in, Quevilly capitalised on that through Julien Valero who put the Normandy side ahead. Marseilla struggled for much of the first half and began to assert themselves more in the second half, eventually equalising through Loic Remy who was on as a substitute.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RKeZo85Bb08&feature=related

With the game now in extra-time, it was unfancied Quevilly who took the lead once more, this time via John-Christophe Ayina.

This lead lasted merely two minutes as Loic Remy struck once more to level matters and with the game seemingly heading towards penalties, Ayina struck once more with just a few minutes remaining to knock out Marseille.

On Wednesday, Quevilly progressed to the final with a 2-1 victory over Stade Rennes thanks to a stoppage time strike from Anthony Laup to send the Normandy minnows through to a final date against Olympique Lyonnais.

Up against stellar names in Yoan Gourcouff, Michel Bastos, Lisandro Lopez, Cris, Dejan Lovren and Hugo Lloris, US Quevilly will have their work cut out, but as history shows, nothing is impossible and the town of Petit-Quevilly will have the backing the world on April 28.


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Bayern Ease Past Marseille / Milan Little Trouble For Barca

Good morning all!

At 7 o’clock this morning I awoke to see my street covered in snow. Can somebody explain to me where the bloody hell it came from? I half expected David Attenborough to begin the filming of a new series of ‘Frozen Planet’.

It’s crazy what a little snow can do, isn’t it? In my little village, a road is closed due to power lines being down and a tree has fallen at the top of my street, narrowly missing a car. It’s amazing and I’m pretty sure mainland Europe will be enjoying a bloody good laugh at our expense as we spend the next week struggling to deal with snow.

On to the football news and last night saw two matches played out by four massive clubs in Bayern Munich, Marseille, Barcelona and AC Milan. All four teams have a fantastic European pedigree and I was positively brimming at the prospect of both.

To be fair, I never made the Bayern v Marseille match as I was enjoying Barcelona’s thumping of AC Milan too much, though I knew I was safe in the knowledge that Bayern would walk over Marseille with little trouble.

Since March 3rd, Bayern have been in immense form having started the month with a 2-0 loss away to Bayer Leverkusen, Jupp Heynckes’ team have blown away their opposition, scoring twenty goals and conceding just the one through mid-March. From the match in Leverkusen in early March, to last night against Marseille, Bayern have won eight matches on the bounce, setting up a final between themselves and league leaders Borussia Dortmund in the DFB-Pokal.

Boasting an incredible attacking quartet of Thomas Muller, Arjen Robben, Franck Ribery and Mario Gomez, it’s no surprise to see Bayern doing so well of late, but as you may have picked up on in the last paragraph, Bayern are not league leaders which prompts the question; ‘why?’.

Despite being able to boast one of the strongest starting XIs in Europe, Bayern are fairly weak in terms of back-up to their first team. Beyond that immense attacking quartet, there isn’t much in the ways of real attacking talent. Nils Petersen was bought in the summer as back-up to Mario Gomez and has played just the eight games and beyond him is Croatian forward Ivica Olic, who was once a feared striker throughout Europe, but injuries and age (32) have made Olic’s pace redundant and he no longer represents the same threat, which is evident in return of two goals in sixteen appearances this season.

Beyond Mario Gomez, there is very little scope for a true striker to provide reliable back-up and if there is no Gomez, Bayern struggle. Similarly, it’s no surprise that when Arjen Robben is missing through yet another injury, Bayern find themselves fielding Danijel Pranjic.

For a team that Dortmund manager Jurgen Klopp described as, ‘unstoppable’ this season, it’s been very disappointing for Bayern to have lost six matches. Admittedly, Bayern are only three points behind Borussia Dortmund, but they’re a young side with their own injury problems and as brilliant as Dortmund are, you must have expected Bayern to be well ahead by now in the league, yet squad depth is costing them.

Fortunately for Jupp Heynckes, such wasn’t the case last night as the likes of Robben and Gomez were rested, allowing for a goalscoring return from Ivica Olic and an appearance for the talented David Alaba.

Marseille consistently progress to these stages of the Champions League, only failing to go further through meeting another powerhouse of similar or higher stature to themselves. Marseille, despite their rich European history, are the flat-track bullies of the Champions League, picking off smaller teams and being knocked out easily by bigger teams.

Over in Barcelona, Pep Guardiola was hoping his Barcelona side would be able to deal with what proved to be a stubborn AC Milan side in Italy.

Against Arsenal in the previous round, AC Milan walked over Arsene Wenger’s side in the San Siro on what was a really terrible pitch. Milan’s pitch is reminiscent of a freshly ploughed field and is incredibly difficult for teams such as Arsenal and Barcelona to play on and unsurprisingly, both sides struggled and failed to score against Milan.

On a proper pitch however, AC Milan have been shown for what they really are against Arsenal and Barcelona. At the Emirates, Milan were battered 3-0 by Arsenal and if the Gunners had better luck with injuries for the second-leg, it could have been a lot more. Similarly at Camp Nou, Barcelona walked over Milan and to be honest, did anybody expect anything else?

On a better pitch, Barcelona were able to ping the ball about as they normally do, enjoying colossal amounts of possession in Milan’s half, probing for an opening and it was no surprise when Barcelona took the lead, albeit via a penalty. Having wreaked havoc in the penalty area, Massimo Ambrosini, who looked on the verge of exloding all night long, brought down Lionel Messi for a clear penalty. As you’d expect, Messi rolled it past Abbiati without any trouble.

AC Milan were set to hit Barcelona on the counter, but so many teams play in such a fashion against Barcelona that it becomes easy for Barca to read. In recent years, Inter Milan and Arsenal have enjoyed historic victories against Barca by going toe-to-toe and playing their own game. AC Milan would have done well to recognise this and although Nocerino replied to draw the scores level, it was widely acknowledged that it would only be in vain as Barcelona ramped up the tempo and forced another penalty out of AC Milan.

Alessandro Nesta, one of Italy’s best ever defenders was drawn into pulling Sergio Busquets’ shirt inside the area and even though Sergio is prone to a spot of play-acting, it was never in doubt that Barca should have been awarded a penalty and again, Messi rolled the ball past Abbiati, this time going to Abbiati’s left.

Andres Iniesta added a third in the second half to add to Milan’s misery and that was it, game over. At that, Ladbrokes put Milan at 100/1 to win the match and they were as good as out. Milan knew it, Barca knew it, everybody knew it.

If Chelsea beat Benfica tonight then they’ll set up a semi-final date between themselves and Barcelona. God help Chelsea fans watching David Luiz cope with Lionel Messi…

That’s your lot from me today! Till tomorrow.


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Olivier Giroud

Olivier Giroud

Name: Olivier Giroud
Born: 30th September, 1986
Age: 25
Nationality: French
Team: Montpellier
Position: Striker

KEY FIFA 12 STATS

Transfer Fee: £6 million
Overall Rating: 77
Jumping: 93
Strength: 83
Finishing 83
Shot Power: 81
Attacking Position: 81

Olivier Giroud made the perfect full debut for the French national team, scoring Les Bleus first goal in a 2-1 win away to Germany on Wednesday, just 21 minutes into his debut.

If you observe the Ligue 1 table at the time of this piece on Giroud being published, you will notice that unfancied, Montpellier, occupy first place, a single point ahead of big spending, Paris Saint-Germain. Olivier Giroud is the man responsible for firing Montpellier to such a lofty, ‘unexpected’ position in Ligue 1, with 16 goals and 7 assists to his name, in just 24 matches.

Such form has seen Giroud promoted to the French national team in time for Euro 12, but there seemed a time when Giroud wouldn’t make it at all, let alone earn a cap for France.

Being born in the Alps, an area of France low on football heritage and history of any note, Giroud had no other option but to start his career at lowly Grenoble FC. Unfortunately for Giroud, - or Grenoble on relfection – his Manager never placed any confidence in Giroud, so age 21, Giroud left Grenoble with just five appearances under his belt to join Tours in the same division. (Ligue 2)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aR_kI9eA5lQ

It was at Tours where Giroud realised his potential, scoring fifty-two goals in just two seasons for Tours, earning looks of admiration from all over Europe. In January 2010, Giroud rejected the advances of Celtic and signed for Montpellier just days later for two million euros, with it written into the deal that Giroud see out the rest of the season for Tours in order to help aide their promotion cause.

Though Tours didn’t achieve promotion, Giroud did earn himself the title of top scorer and player of the year at Tours, so not exactly a wasted season on a personal level!

In his first season with Montpellier, Giroud netted twelve times, assisting three goals in thirty-seven appearances, helping Montpellier to an unexpected cup final appearance.

With big moves being touted constantly, it seems only a matter of time before Giroud is plucked away from Montpellier and a good Euro 2012 campaign will only help.


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My Weekly Accumulator

Good morning!

Right, for this morning’s post I’m going for a bit of story-telling, nooone dislikes reading a nice story so hopefully, this will see you through for today. as well as another two additional posts to this one! If you want dedicated, cutting-edge journalism, then this really is the place to be!

For the past three, maybe four weeks or so, me and a mate have been doing an accumulator for each round of domestic league matches and Champions League matches, putting £2 a turn on for a total of four matches. (two quid each) With me a footballing messiah of knowledge and my mate a seasoned ‘watcher’ of football matches. it seemed a dead cert that we’d be raking in the winnings, I mean, how hard can it be to win a bet on only four matches?

As it turns out, it’s pretty bloody hard! Last week for example, a four-match bet would have brought us £15.81, with Liverpool playing at home to Swansea amongst our fantastic four. Due to not being able to predict the future, I couldn’t foresee that Michael Vorm, a nobody before his move to Swansea City in the summer, was to have the game of his life, keeping an expensively assembled Liverpool XI at bay. Naturally, I was more frustrated than Luis Suarez himself. On paper, how hard could it be to beat a newly-promoted team at home when you’ve just spent big money on certain players? To be fair I can answer that, it’s because Jordan Henderson is a £6 million player, not £20 million worth of footballing talent, whereas Andy Carroll should be sued under the Trade Descriptions Act for not doing a thing for Liverpool after they spent £35 million (plus big wages, so the total outlay is a significant amount more than £35 million) for his ability to head a ball with force. To my recollection, Carroll hasn’t used his head all that much and as such, he’ll be in court anytime soon with Kenny Dalglish glaring at him menacingly.

Okay, so I’m going ever-so-slightly off track there, ripping Andy Carroll to bits however, I feel that’s mainly due to my pain from not winning what on paper, looked a solid bet. Rather than being lambasted a ‘know-nothing hack’ by my mate for my somewhat ill-fated predictions, I should have been swimming in a pool of money.

It wasn’t just that bet either that’s completely stumped me in recent weeks. Of late, Barnsley have failed to beat a poor Bristol City on their own turf, Arsenal failed to beat Marseille… Ah yes, this is my next minor point: Never bet on your own team. Since the new season began, bar the Blackburn match, I predicted the first six Arsenal matches correctly and that’s not the problem. The problem is, when you expect to win money after you’ve made a bet on your own team to win, but end up equally happy with a draw instead, though all the while knowing you’ve lost £2. That feeling was pretty alien to me; wanting to throttle Robin Van Persie because he missed (for once) a half-decent chance and kidnap Aaron Ramsey for pondering too long over his decision to shoot or pass to a better-placed Theo Walcott in the second half was enough emotion for me, but that was coupled with me thinking, ‘you know what, four points from two matches against Marseille is bloody good’, was enough to make me think, ‘enough of this’ and since then, I’ve refused to place a bet on Arsenal. The pressure is too much and personally, I rather value my own health.

Over the weekend however, I made a small return on FA Cup matches thanks to the free sports betting tips at ‘Onebooker’. Now before finding this website, I admit to never having used outside help for bets before, I was just too proud, but there are benefits to it boths ways so I’ve found. Firstly, and most obviously, I won the bet, which I thank Onebooker for, as they gave me the best odds for certain games and all four games I selected and for once, I triumphed. As you’ve read, I’ve had no luck whatsoever in the past, so it’s either blind coincidence that I’ve won this time, or thanks totally to Onebooker for advising me not to be an idiot and place money on dead duds. However, if I hadn’t have won, I equally could have blamed Onebooker, thinking to myself. ‘pah, they ruined it for me’ and thus being able to shift the blame from my shoulders, meaning I feel no guilt for throwing away a £2 coin from my life.

Finishing off now, I remember two years ago my Mum actually placed an accumulator, just checking boxes at randon in the hope they’d come up trumps. Every single match bar one between Bolton and Burnley came through!!! Instead of winning £80, my Mum was furious with the people of Burnley and as such, she now refuses to drive withing a ten mile radius of the place through a burning hatred of Burnley. At the time, Bolton were in form and Burnley, well, they just weren’t. As I said about Liverpool above, it was a ‘cert’ on paper…

So how important has the weeky accumulator become for your average football fan? As long as their not betting on their own team, I think the accumulator has a vital place in every spectator’s weekend. Rather than just absent-mindedly watching the Football League Show & Match of the Day on a Saturday, you could scream at both shows in sheer frustration for the referee costing you a bet for the absurdity of a certain decision.

Has the weekend accumulator become part and parcel of your life? Is it now a neccesity for a round of football?

See you in the comments…

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Boring Boring Arsenal!

As an Arsenal fan, the title does not reflect my mood in relation to this game, more the jubiliation in being able to sing that famous old song for once this season! A 1-0 win over Marseille at Stade Velodrome is a great win no matter what team we’re talking about here. Barcelona, Real Madrid, Manchester United and Inter Milan would all see a win picked up in Marseille a good night’s work, so an under-fire Arsenal can take so much from this game.

Marseille may be struggling in Ligue 1, but they had beaten both Olympiacos and gone to Dortmund and smashed them 3-0, which is a very impressive result, bare in mind Arsenal could only draw 1-1 at Dortmund’s Signul Iduna Park. Marseille also possess fantastic individual players in Lucho Gonzalez, Loic Remy, Mathieu Valbuena and Andrew Ayew, with those latter three all full of pace. Taking into account how Arsenal play, combined with Marseille’s home advantage, you would have been forgiven for putting a cheeky £5 on Marseille to beat a defensively ‘suspect’ Arsenal.

However, despite what we’ve seen so far this season, Arsenal have looked tight at the back, though only in spells during games, not for a full ninety minutes. Against Liverpool for example at Emirates Stadium, it took Liverpool around 80 minutes to find a goal and at that Arsenal only had ten men after Emmanuel Frimpong had been sent off. Liverpool’s Luis Suarez and the rest found it hard to get a sniff against Arsenal that day for 80 minutes and frustrated Borussia Dortmund into oblivion for 91 minutes in the first Champions League group matches. Yes, there have been some horror shows, most notably at Old Trafford and Ewood Park, but the fact remains that Arsenal have actually kept the same amount of Premiership clean sheets as Manchester United (3) and lie only one clean sheet behind Manchester City. (4) Arsenal’s midfield seem to be making more of a concentrated effort to not concede, though in turn, this causes other problems.

In the opening fifteen minutes of Arsenal’s tie with Marseille, it was plainly evident for all to see that Arsenal were struggling to play keep-ball, something they did so well last season with Cesc Fabregas and Samir Nasri in the side and that alck of quality was all too plain to see. Tomas Rosicky is no Samir Nasri and though I really like Arteta, he just simply is miles behind Fabregas in terms of star quality, so it’s difficult for Arsenal to get the ball down and hurt teams as quick as they could last season. Remember Arshavin’s goal against Barcelona last season? Fabregas needed one pass to split Barcelona into bits from his own half, do Arsenal have that quality? At the minute, it’s not there, as Mikel Arteta is not used to playing as far forward as Fabregas did for Arsenal, which must have been a factor playing on Arsene Wenger’s mind, as he dropped him back into defensive midfield alongside Alex Song last night, pushing Tomas Rosicky further up behind Van Persie. As such, Arsenal struggled to create in the first half.

A flash of brilliance from Loic Remy aside, nut-megging Per Mertesacker, only to have his shot deflected by a last-ditch Carl Jenkinson effort, who Remy looked to have had the beating of, so full credit to Jenkinson for making a quick recovery to Remy’s side-step.

Going in at 0-0, I saw that as being a respectable point. Marseille looked dangerous in small flashes, the atmosphere was electric and Didier Deschamp’s side still had to visit London by this stage, so a point was very welcome.

Carrying on in the same vein as before, Arsenal knitted two passes together before Song mis-sold a pass to Jenkinson and Marseille won a throw. A sign of things to come? Well, no, even if it was, Marseille either had one eye on the weekend, or believed they had given their all, now unable to do anything else to hurt Arsenal. There was no thrust to anything Marseille did and Laurent Koscielny began eating up everything Remy, Ayew and Valbuena could throw at hime, with Mertesacker acting as a sort of cloth to wipe up anything that Koscielny left un-attended.

With Marseille retreating into their shells at alarming pace, Arsenal were allowed more time on the ball and began to string passes together, though as has been this season’s trait, it was all backwards and sideways, never really hurting Marseille. It seemed as if Arsenal’s midfield were waiting for Arshavin and Walcott to find a few yards of space to run into, as if that was the only way Arsenal could create, there was nothing going down the middle and I must admit, though I predicted Walcott would make way for Gervinho in the 60th minute, I felt that taking Rosicky off and moving Arshavin more centrally would have benefited Arsenal more, that would have given Arsenal more penetration down the middle with a more direct, bold approach the key to Arshavin’s success throughout his career.

This brings me nicely onto that little Russian. Now I agree he does frustrate even me, one of the most placid guys you could ever wish to meet, but there is a genuine feeling amongst Arsenal fans that when he wants to be, Arshavin is one of the few world class players still left at Arsenal. The key phrase there is, ‘when he wants to be’ and that’s the problem with Arshavin. Andrey does try, but he does severaly lack stamina, a reason why Arsene Wenger hesitated over his signature. For example, mid-way through the second half, Arsenal were on the break and Andre Santos broke from left-back, leaving Arshavin in his wake. Rather than race to give support, Arshavin stopped at left-back and watched the attack die out as Santos ran out of options and eventually had to sell a pass short to Robin Van Persie. If in the mood, Arshavin can spin a game on it’s head, as he did against Barcelona last year and to be honest, I wish he weren’t substituted so often in matches because if left on, Arshavin is capable of producing a piece of genius no matter how what kind of game he’s had. It’s a strange circumstance to have with a player who weighs in with plenty of goals and assists!

One Theo Walcott chance aside, in which he could only direct his shot at Steven Mandanda, (overrated goalkeeper?) Arsenal found themselves blocked out by a Marseille side happy to take a point from Arsenal as the game wore on. However in the last fifteen minutes, gaps started to appear as Marseille tired and if not for some last ditch blocks, Arsenal could have had Gervinho and RVP through on goal several times though it wasn’t to be.

In the second minute of three minute’s added time however, Johan Djourou whirled in a cross which evaded Van Persie and the entire Marseille defence and Aaron Ramsey, on as a substitute for Andrey Arshavin, smashed home a low shot past a helpless Steven Mandande to send Arsenal’s travelling support crazy.

The smiles on the face of Arsenal’s team painted a thousand words, everybody involved clearly delighted to have claimed three points from such a tricky match. It’s a win not many Arsenal fans though they would witness any time soon, but win they did and up next is Stoke City on Sunday, who will provide a far different proposition for Arsenal.

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Rangers Sink To Malmo / Carew To Leicester? / Berbatov to PSG?

Good morning! I’m dubbing today, ‘joke Thursday’, why? Because I can. Get the jokes flowing in the comments section!

The first ‘joke’ I would like to touch upon is Scottish football, which is further becoming one of Europe’s joke leagues, in the sense that nobody really cares about the SPL anymore and neither Celtic or Rangers are deemed threats to anyone. Regular readers of J4G know I don’t like Scottish football so this latest outburst is hardly anything new, but Rangers being knocked out of the Champions League in the second round of qualifiers by Swedish giants, Malmo (2-1 on aggregate) is pretty embarrassing. Later on last night, I saw a stat on Sky Sports News showing Rangers to have won only one of their last 13 European matches, drawing two. (I think) That’s pretty awful going!

There is a silver lining to all of this though. Due to Rangers and Celtic not being competitive in Europe anymore, it’s meant that many young Scottish players are moving south of the border, such as David Goodwillie of Dundee United who yesterday signed for Blackburn Rovers, despite Rangers having made a total of seven bids for the young striker! Basically, Goodwillie believes he will better himself by moving to a club who escaped relegation to the Championship on the last day of the season just gone, rather than join a side who are dominant in the SPL. That to me speaks volumes of the state Scottish league football is currently in, but the thing is, with all these players moving south to better themselves by playing with and against better players, the bar will be raised for the Scottish national team, who will reap the rewards of so many Scottish players plying their trade in the Premiership.

See, I do have it in me to search for a silver lining to a pretty dank cloud when it comes to Scottish football!

One club who do seem to have it good at the moment, are Leicester City, a side hell-bent on signing any player that moves (they even signed ex-Manchester City flop, Gelson Fernandes!) and with news coming out that John Carew is close to signing a deal with a Championship club, you can only wonder if Sven Goran Eriksson has worked his Swedish magic by tempting him into moving to the Walkers. It’s been rumoured that Birmingham City are the side whom Carew will link up with, but with serious doubts over money concerning Birmingham, you have to wonder if they can actually afford to pick up Carew’s hefty wage bill. This leads me into thinking that only Leicester in the Championship can really afford Carew and with only David Nugent, Martyn Waghorn, Steve Howard and Darius Vassell to call on, which is hardly world-beating, Carew could be the man to add further quality to the side.

As Mat was saying the other day, Leicester looked very blunt and unimaginative when they approached the final third against Real Madrid. I have to say, that’s incredibly harsh of Mat to say, considering the calibre of opponent on show, but the signing of Carew would certainly ease his fears of quality in the final third!

Another side me and Mat witnessed in action, was Paris Saint Germain, a club who Dimitar Berbatov could find himself joining very soon. PSG really could do with a Berbatov as although I was left impressed by PSG, I couldn’t help but note they’re rather reliant on Guilleme Hoarau who yes, is technically gifted, but a big bloke at that, so is easy to hit with the long ball. Hoarau’s partner upfront is Kevin Gamerio, whose a small guy and he looked starved of service to his feet and to be frankly honest, looked sick and tired of chasing flick-ons all afternoon. Dimitar Berbatov would offer Gameiro the silky passes he would love and would make for a more tempting option in the final third than Hoarau.

That’s all from me today, I’ll see you in the comments!

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