Fixtures For New Season / Away Days

Good morning. Shortly after I publish this article, all of the fixtures for next season will be released and we will all be planning our lives around who our team is playing. Football supporters sacrifice so much to follow their team around the country, skipping social events with friends and Read more

The Joe Kinnear Show / Arsenal To Land Higuain

Good morning. Joe Kinnear was a theatrical, comedic goldmine yesterday on Talksport, saying that he's "more intelligent" than Newcastle United supporters and showing a crushing inability to pronounce the names of Newcastle's top players. Kinnear called Yohan Cabaye, "Yohan Kebab" and have you ever heard of Hatem Ben Affri? Kinnear Read more

Joe Kinnear Back at Newcastle / Confederations Cup

Good morning. Joe Kinnear has re-joined Newcastle United under the guise of "Director of Football." Due to the absurdity of the appointment, I could finish the blog here and leave you to chew on that information for the entirety of your Monday. It is a very bizarre development at Newcastle, as Read more

Betting tips for the Premier League: who will be favourites next season to win?

The new Premier League season is set to be an exciting one, thanks to a raft of changes that have occurred at the top clubs since the end of the last one, which leave things feeling less predictable than they have for a while. The fact that Chelsea have Read more

Chelsea Agree Schuerrle Deal / Ronaldo Doesn't Sign A New Contract.

Good morning. As I trawled through the various football websites this morning, all I saw was this... Tumbleweed. Lots and lots of tumbleweed. The transfer window hasn't opened and won't do so until the July 1st, so we should all calm down in that regard. At the moment it feels as Read more

Harry Redknapp

Loic Remy Refuses QPR Move

France/Malte- Espoirs - 05.09.2008 - Qualifications - Euro2009 -Good morning!

Marseille forward, Loic Remy, considered to be the “new Thierry Henry”, along with most other speedy French players, has said no to Harry Redknapp over a potential switch to Premier League strugglers, QPR.

Redknapp made a personal visit to watch Marseille beat Guingamp 2-1 in extra-time in the Coupe de France and discussed the possibility of Remy moving, but according to Matt Spiro on Twitter, the Frenchman refused Redknapp and is only lukewarm to the idea of joining Newcastle United. Yann M’Vila is also a player on Redknapp’s shopping list, but the defensive midfielder has also taken the same stance as his compatriot and will not be moving to Loftus Road in the near future. Read more

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Manchester United Worry Ferguson / QPR and The Transfer Window

Mats Hummels for Manchester United?

Good morning!

I hope you’re all well. My knee has predictably gone again after making my Sunday league return at the weekend. After a month lay-off, it took all of five minutes for my knee to burst into excruciating pain once again. To add insult to injury, I was then at home watching Norwich play Sunderland on TV, all relaxed in the recliner chair and I leant forward to pick the Charlie (new puppy) up and I somehow pulled my hamstring. I’m the next Kieron Dyer.

I digress, after Manchester United had played and beat Reading, 4-3, at the Madejski Stadium on Saturday evening, Sir Alex Ferguson admitted that his defence worries him and for all intents and purposes, he’s justified in saying that. Three goals conceded against relegation fodder like Reading? Just a week before they play Manchester City in a do-or-die match? Well, that’s apocalyptic in the eyes of Manchester United. The fact they won is irrelevant, United were expected to beat Reading, what is of relevance, is the fact United conceded three sloppy goals to a team who before playing them, had scored just sixteen in fourteen matches.

At the start of the season, I said that Manchester United were wrong for blowing £24 million on Robin van Persie and whilst yes, he’s been amazing as you’d expect, I still have my doubts as to the long term benefits to that deal. However, whilst I said that £24 million could have been spent on a midfielder or defender, or even both, could the Shinji Kagawa money have been better spent? For me, Manchester United haven’t missed Kagawa in the final third since his injury and there’s no great rush to bring him back. Wayne Rooney and van Persie have combined like a dream, Tom Cleverley has been very good, it’s just in the other two thirds where United have fallen short, the thirds which I have long highlighted as being weak areas.

Manchester United miss Nemanja Vidic and need somebody who can replace him. Yes, replace him, as he’ll never be the same again after so many long term injuries. Mats Hummels would be my personal choice for a new defender at Old Trafford. He’s dominant, has excllent technique, has great leadership qualities; Hummels is perfect. Above and beyond anything, Manchester United must sign a dominant centre-back next summer, or at least in January, for I fear it would be there undoing in the title race. We all know how important goal difference can be after Arsenal won it on goal difference in 1989 and Manchester City in 2012 and a defence with as many gaps as United’s is a liability.

QPR and the January transfer window

Harry Redknapp has admitted that if QPR are cut-off from other teams in their bid to survive relegation by January, then he will advise QPR’s owners not to look for new players to avoid going down and then being faced with the task of serving a massive wage bill in the Championship.

Personally, I’ve never known Redknapp not want to wield his cheque book and he couldn’t have picked a better moment in which to keep it in his coat pocket. There are bigger problems at QPR than needing new players and the current crop not being good enough. On paper, the players they have are very good. A midfield which consists of Junior Hoilett, Samba Diakite, Esteban Granero and Adel Taarabt is one which should be competing for a Europa League spot, not battling relegation! The manner in which they have been assembled is gross and to ask them to gel in such a short period of time is highly unreasonable.

QPR’s problem, is that they need to get rid of players in January, get back to basics and tighten up. Redknapp, for all that I don’t like about him, will always tighten a team up, strip them to the basics and get them playing with a belief again. He did the same with Tottenham Hotspur and will do it again qith QPR, but it’s going to need a lot of bravery from Tony Fernandes to see that period through.

Right, that’s all from me for today.

See you here tomorrow, same time, same place!



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Portsmouth Facing Liquidation / Koscielny Signs New Arsenal Contract

Portsmouth FC – No more?

Good morning!

Before I get started this morning, I need some feedback. Last week, our guest writer, Rob, was scheduled to write a post and did so, but complications with the server having switched has meant his post has gone to the old website and the article cannot be found. My question is, has anybody been experiencing problems with loading articles on here in the past few days? If so, let me know, as it’s a problem that needs fixing as soon as possible.

Right, to the news…

Portsmouth Facing Liquidation

It is always the fans that suffer in football, a sentiment shared so many times by a reader of this website in recent weeks as we’ve seen Rangers banished to the third tier of Scottish football as a result of their financial situation. It’s just five years ago since Rangers admirably held Barcelona to a 0-0 draw at Ibrox, a Barca team which included the likes of Lilian Thuram, Thierry Henry, Ronaldinho and Lionel Messi. After experiencing those great European nights, Rangers will be travelling away to face East Stirling, a team so bad that they were taken off of the fixed odds on betting coupons for a defeat.

Portsmouth once tasted Champagne at Europe’s most affluent table, playing AC Milan, Wolfsburg and Heerenveen. Paying for Champagne however, comes at a massive cost and the team assembled at Portsmouth by Harry Redknapp contained high earners such as Peter Crouch, Niko Kranjcar, Lassana Diarra, Glen Johnson, Kanu, Sol Campbell and so many, many more. Massive wages and unsustainable project under Harry Redknapp contributed to Portsmouth’s downfall and under four years since playing AC Milan at Fratton Park in a 2-2 draw, Portsmouth find themselves weeks away from extinction as they face liquidation. Read more

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Villas Boas Takes Charge Of Spurs / Maicon To Join Chelsea

AVB contemplates dropping Scott Parker, Brad Friedel, Gareth Bale and Ledley King. Just for the hell of it.

Good morning!

André Villas Boas, ‘best friends forever’ with Frank Lampard, is back in English football, having yesterday taken the managerial position as vacated by Harry Redknapp nearly a month ago. Back then, I said that Redknapp’s departure was inevitable, something that had to happen for Tottenham Hotspur to improve. I went on to say that whilst Redknapp is a fantastic motivator of men, he isn’t the most technically astute of coaches and for Tottenham to progress beyond fighting for fourth spot every other season, they must employ a manager with a great understanding for the technical side of the game.

Tottenham Hotspur, in the first half of last season, produced the best football played by any of the Premier League’s twenty participating teams. An emphasis on pace in Gareth Bale and Aaron Lennon, the creativity of Rafael Van Der Vaart and Luka Modric in midfield and the finishing of Emmanuel Adebayor proved a lethal concoction as Tottenham recovered from heavy, early season defeats to Manchester United and Manchester City, to take third place by some distance ahead of Chelsea and their North London rivals, Arsenal. Read more

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Redknapp Leaves Spurs / Germany 2-1 Holland

Harry Redknapp says farewell to Luka Modric.

Good morning!

Straight after this article will be a piece from Adam Moss, our guest writer for the summer, (I’m hoping to get Rob back as well) writing on the La Liga season which just passed. Adam is a great writer, otherwise I wouldn’t have welcomed him on here so willingly, so give him a warm welcome and we’ll see Adam on here over the next few months as a feature writer, commenting on a number of obscure subjects.

In other news, we’ll soon be moving Jumpers For Goalposts to a bigger host. This is going to cost me and Mat! You all owe us a pound…

As we reported yesterday, rumour was rife about Harry Redknapp leaving Tottenham Hotspur after it transpired that Daniel Levy was unwilling to hand Redknapp a new deal. Redknapp issued a strong statement to ESPN, stating that he and Daniel had a brilliant relationship, adamant he wouldn’t be leaving his post and looking forward to signing a new deal with Tottenham. Read more

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‘Football…Bloody Hell’ / Arsenal 3-3 Norwich / Aston Villa 1-1 Spurs

Picture of a nervous man…pretty decent impression of me last weekend!

Good morning!

If ever there was a weekend which typified the seasons of both Arsenal and Norwich, then this was it. Flashes of brilliance mixed with ridiculous defending painted a perfect picture of Arsenal’s season, whilst a somewhat ‘typical’ Tottenham Hotspur failed to turn up at Villa Park when they could have taken advantage over their North London rivals.

We’ll start with Arsenal. A defeat to the tune of eight goals conceded versus Manchester United is measured up with five goals scored against Tottenham Hotspur, Chelsea, seven against Blackburn Rovers and a stunning 3-0 home victory against AC Milan in the Champions League. Throw in a 1-0 victory over Manchester City and all looks promising, right? Wrong. Such glorious wins have been contradicted by humilating defeats to Wigan Athletic, Liverpool, Blackburn Rovers, Swansea City and a frustrating 1-1 draw with Wolverhampton Wanderers at the Emirates Stadium.

It’s been a consistent theme throughout the season that Arsenal mix spells of brilliance with showings of absolute horror and it was never more evident than in their home fixture against Norwich over the weekend.

With 67 seconds played, Tomas Rosicky passed to Yossi Benayoun on the edge of the area nearest the left wing. Benayoun cut in from the left and unleashed an unstoppable curling effort past a helpless John Ruddy. It was a great basis from Arsenal to work from, one goal up against a team with nothing to play for. Ideally, Arsenal should have started to pin Norwich back and create even more chances.

We don’t live in an idea world and it was Norwich who seized the initiative from Benayoun’s opening goal. There were far too many gaps opening up in defence for Norwich not to exploit, it really was awful defending, but not just from Arsenal’s back four, the entire team were liable of completely switching off defensively. Alex Song, as great as he has been all season, was vacating his priorities on a regular basis and without the experience of Mikel Arteta alongside him, Aaron Ramsey again struggled in midfield, but more on the Welshman later.

It wasn’t a case of Arsenal being poor though, as such a claim would do Norwich a massive disservice. Norwich were forcing Arsenal in to being so bad and the Gunners simply could not deal with Norwich’s speed of play and remarkable, considering how badly Arsenal needed three points, Norwich looked as though they ‘wanted it’ more. I hate using that terminology for football, but it was never more applicable than at Arsenal v Norwich City on Saturday.

Norwich soon scored through Wes Hoolahan. It was an absolute shocker of a goal. Hoolahan was in too much space, shot, his effort hit Szczesny and the Pole could do nothing more than watch as a fairly limp effort from Hoolahan bounced off of his body and into the net. What a shocker to concede.

Norwich then took the lead fifteen minutes later. Norwich caught Arsenal cold on the break, finding themselves in a three on two situation. Grant Holt was allowed too much room, dummied his first shot, then released the trigger, Holt’s shot cannoning off of Gibbs’ foot and looping over Szczesny. Yet another poor goal to concede and Norwich were forcing Arsenal into a catalogue of errors. How Norwich didn’t find themselves 4-1 up by half-time I will never know, Paul Lambert must have been livid.

After a great deal of pressure in the first half, mixed with a few more scares from Norwich, (Paul Lambert must have been close to exploding when Simeon Jackson rolled his shot to Szczesny in a one-on-one situation) Arsenal equalised through Robin Van Persie in the 72nd minute. Alex Song did his usual chip-pass over the opposition defence and Van Persie put his shot across goal and into John Ruddy’s bottom right-hand corner.

Eight minutes later, Van Persie beat the offside rule to slide a shot underneath Ruddy to make it 3-2 with just ten minutes left to play.

Surely, a top three side should be seeing out a match at 3-2 with ten minutes left to play? Arsenal a team renouned for their passing football, so why not play by the numbers and hold possession? It was mystifying that Arsenal continued to play risky football in an effort to score again and soon enough, Alex Song tried a speculative pass which didn’t quite work and again, Norwich hit Arsenal on the break and scored via Steve Morison, who looks unrecognisable now he has a head of hair.

The whistle blew ten minutes later. Robin Van Persie should have been awarded a penalty having been denied by Kyle Naughton somewhat illegally, but should Arsenal have been depending on a last-gasp penalty to get themselves out of jail from what was a terrible performance? No, Arsenal should have scored two and three early on, capitalising on Benayoun’s early goal. Instead, Arsenal folded under the pressure.

There have been a few rumblings in the blogosphere that Arsene Wenger should be sacked, Stan Kroenke should go with him and that Robin Van Persie should be allowed the opportunity to leave so as to realise his own ambitions. I disagree with all of that a thousand times over.

Though this season hasn’t been ideal for Arsenal, they are third, (by fortune after Sunday’s results, admittedly) despite having to compete against Chelsea, Tottenham Hotspur and Newcastle for third and fourth, with second and first already occupied by both Manchester clubs. That a team in transition for large parts of the season is third is an achievement in itself, that Arsenal are where they are is great considering what they’ve had to contend with.

However. That third spot could be so much more if Arsenal’s summer had have been dealt with in a better manner. Cesc Fabregas should have left at the start of the transfer window, as should Samir Nasri, rather than late on with little time remaining to sign players and bed them in. At the end of last season, Arsene Wenger stated he’d do all his transfer dealings early on. Instead, Arsenal were scrambling about trying to sign Yossi Benayoun and Mikel Arteta in the final hours of the transfer window. It was poorly managed and that starts with management from the top. Arsene Wenger should have dealt with what was faced before him in a much better fashion.

In Wenger’s defence, he did say that he could write a book on what happened last summer, indicating that he had never faced anything quite like that before, but I disagree with sacking a manager who has made the most out of a terrible situation.

To reiterate, Arsene Wenger and Arsenal as a whole made an absolute meal out of last summer, but the important thing is that they have managed to salvage third place, providing Arsenal beat West Brom next Saturday. It is then Arsene Wenger’s job to build on this squad and strengthen, ready for a better fight next season and it is then that we should judge him, not now. One thing for certain, is that Aaron Ramsey needs an experienced creative midfielder ahead of him to take the pressure off of his lightweight shoulders. Ramsey is a good played, so good he’s captain of his country, but never in a million years should he have been made such a pivotal figure of this year’s campaign.

With Arsenal having slipped up, it allowed the opportunity for their North London rivals, Tottenham Hotspur, to beat Aston Villa and overtake Arsenal, claiming third with just one game left to go.

Tottenham Hotspur have had a season of two halves. During the first half of this season, Spurs were playing the best football in the Premier League and winning match after match. At one stage, pundits were talking of Spurs winning the title. Of course, that was done with a fanciful rush of blood to the head, but all the same, Spurs has as much a mathematical chance as anyone, so why not dream?

Somewhere along the way, Spurs have been derailed in their quest for Champions League football and a finish above Arsenal, and it’s a catalogue of errors that has thrown Spurs off their tracks this season.

First of all, Spurs had a triumvirate of Jermaine Defore, Emmanuel Adebayor and Roman Pavlyuchenko for their strike force when they started this season. Rule Pavlyuchenko out of that as not fitting in at Spurs, nor did Harry Redknapp like him, and Spurs’ strike force is whittled down to just two players. Spurs were heavily linked with a number of strikers throughout the summer, notably Leandro Damiao, a player who was linked with a move to Spurs Lodge for months.

In midfield; Niko Kranjcar, Tom Huddlestone, Danny Rose and Jake Livermore make up Spurs’ immediate back-up to their first choice midfield, with nothing else after that. Beyond Aaron Lennon and Gareth Bale, where is the width and pace which was so key to Spurs’ early-season form? Beyond Modric where does the creativity lie? Don’t even start with Rafael Van Der Vaart, he’s more a finisher of moves than architect.

It’s a similar story in defence that Spurs have precious little back-up.

A very good starting XI has been lucky with injuries. There hasn’t really been a period during the season weher Spurs have had two, three or four players out at one time and that has been a massive fortune for Spurs, but has managed to creep up on them in that fatigue has played a factor.

Adebayor, Modric, Bale and all of the rest looked physically hammered and again on Sunday, Spurs looked lethargic against the worst Aston Villa side I have seen for a long time.

To be honest, if Aston Villa hadn’t have had a deflected, speculative shot go in, then I don’t believe for a second that they would have scored yesterday, however they did and it was Spurs’ job to score two goals and overtake Arsenal.

An Emmanuel Adebayor penalty aside, which he converted, I didn’t see Spurs scoring. There were lots of shots from Spurs, but there were never any clear-cut chances available to Spurs.

I Spurs had bought players in the summer, could the current situation have been avoided? When you see the likes of Gareth Bale and Emmanuel Adebayor barely moving, you have to say that it’s a valid question.

Right, that’s your lot from me today, I’ve rattled on for long enough!

Enjoy your Bank Holiday and I’ll see you tomorrow.


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Chelsea Embarrass Spurs 5-1

Stolen from Twitter. Should Martin Atkinson have awarded this?

Good morning!

Yesterday I had no idea how Chelsea v Tottenham Hotspur would go. On the one hand, Chelsea have improved x10 since Roberto Di Matteo took over the reigns from Andre Villas Boas, whilst Spurs have really dropped off of late, though there is always a worry their pace could exploite a porous defence. Whilst a classic match was on the cards, it also had the makings of a really scrappy affair and there was just no telling how it would go.

For a good 43 minutes, my worst fears looked to be confirmed. Neither team could grab hold of the ball, efforts on goal were skewing all over the place and then all of a sudden, Didier Drogba, turned William Gallas and shot in the same movement, hammering the ball past Carlo Cudicini at his near post, the ball nestling in the top corner. It’s the kind of goal we’ve come to expect from Didier Drogba over the years, out-muscling a defender before kicking a ball so hard it would have decapitated Cudicini had he dared get anywhere near it. As he’s getting older, we’ve seen less and less of Drogba’s quality and Chelsea would be wise to let him leave this summer, I think they need to build around Fernando Torres.

That goal came just as Spurs were applying pressure to Chelsea and came at a crucial time in the match, no team likes conceding just before half time and having looked the stronger team in the first half before Drogba’s goal, Spurs came out fighting from within their shells and soon, Chelsea pressure would result in a controversial goal for Juan Mata.

A Chelsea corner was contested by David Luiz and John Terry, who both ended up on the floor along with Benoit Assou-Ekotto as Ledley King flicked a header clear. King’s header however was out of instinct and thus didn’t go very far, falling to Juan Mata who volleyed from an angle. There were shouts for a goal from Juan Mata, it looked very close on first glance and referee Martin Atkinson pointed toward the halfway line to gift Chelsea their second of the match.

To break down this goal, I’ll begin with the above picture. From an angle, it does indeed appear that Juan Mata has scored, so we can understand his celebrations, I’d celebrate too if I were a player desperate to score in an FA Cup Semi-Final at Wembley. Even if it is a goal, a picture at a favourable angle (zoomed in at that) is still contested to such fine margins that I fail to understand just how Martin Atkinson can can stand there in real-time and adjudge the goal to be given. Unless Atkinson has a photographic memory in which he can zoom in and analyse the situation, I’d say that he’s working entirely on guesswork, which just isn’t good enough for an FA Cup Semi-Final.

A few people have called for honesty from the players. John Terry and Juan Mata have been criticised in some quarters for celebrating a goal that wasn’t. I can’t get on my moral high horse over that. Even when I play five-a-side I say I’ve scored when it looks debatable. Why? Because I’m a winner and right or wrong, winners do everything they can to succeed. It’s why I understand diving. Not that I agree with it, but if it were 1-1 in the Champions League Final and I felt contact in the area, I would go down as if I’d have been blown away by a cannon. There are such high stakes involved in football that I understand why players go to such lengths to win, but all the same, it doesn’t make it right.

Again, we come back to video technology being introduced to football and if it were introduced, the problem of diving and goals that weren’t would be eradicated. Of course, players might still try diving, but they would be found out in seconds and then face a healthy ban, so it should wipe it out.

Bans sought out in retrospect to a dive are useless. By that time, a team has already suffered or gained as a direct result of diving, so what has been solved? Nothing. If players are found to be diving there and then, in the moment, it should be a red card and a one match ban.

Minutes after Chelsea controversially made it 2-0, Spurs had pulled a goal back. With David Luiz and John Terry caught embarrassingly square, Scott Parker slipped a precise ball through for Emmanuel Adebayor who went one-on-one with Petr Cech. Adebayor rounded Cech, only to be brought down, which would have resulted in a red card and penalty kick. Fortunately for Chelsea, Gareth Bale was present to roll the ball into an empty net and make it 2-1.

Personally I applaud Atkinson’s decision to award a goal and not sent off Petr Cech. At 2-0 down I’d much sooner have a guaranteed goal in my grasp and face Chelsea’s eleven men than I would have Chelsea down to ten men and fighting a war of attrition.

Despite Spurs fans finding their voice, their team looked largely incapable of forcing the game their way. A lack of penetration, will and quality has haunted Spurs for months now and it was coming back to haunt them, they just couldn’t find that edge of quality to draw parity with Chelsea.

Juan Mata, who was sensational yesterday, killed Spurs off with his left foot, first releasing Ramires in the 77th minute to kill the game off and then sending Florent Malouda clear in the dying minutes to score again, making it 5-1.

Inbetween those two goals, Frank Lampard scored with a thunderous free-kick, but the damage had been done with Ramires’ third strike which killed Spurs completely.

5-1 to Chelsea and an FA Cup Final between themselves and Liverpool.

That’s your lot from me today, I’ve a million things to do before I head south for the Arsenal v Wigan match.

See you tomorrow!


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Arsenal Claim Third / Spurs Wobble Again / Man City Resilient

Morning all!

Isn’t it amazing how life in football can change so quickly? Around six weeks ago, Arsene Wenger was booed by his own fans at Emirates Stadium for his decision to bring off a tiring, eighteen year old winger in Alex Oxlade-Chamberlain, for experienced Russian national captain, Andrey Arshavin. Arsenal lost that match 2-1 to Manchester United, having been level as Arshavin was introduced, so the defeat was attributed to Wenger’s decision making, which was pretty unfair.

This result was preceded by a 3-2 defeat to Swansea and another poor result away to Fulham, (2-1) meaning that once again, Arsene Wenger’s position was being called into question and many were questioning his leadership.

Ill feeling towards Arsene Wenger was compounded when Arsenal found themselves thumped 4-0 in Milan - effectively dumping the Gunners out of the Champions League - and then thrown out of the FA Cup days later.

After Arsenal fell behind 2-0 to Tottenham Hotspur at Emirates Stadium within fifteen minutes, you did wonder whether Arsenal could pump life back into their season. Despite playing reasonably well, Spurs had taken a two goal lead and life looked pretty damn grim.

Arsenal were to win that match 5-2, sparking life back in to their season and this win was followed by a 2-1 victory over Liverpool, another win over AC Milan has Arsenal came so close to turning over their deficit from the first leg, scoring three goals without reply. Newcastle United were then put to the sword, winning 2-1 thanks to a late Thomas Vermaelen goal, who also popped up last night with a header to knick a 1-0 win over Everton.

For the first twenty minutes last night, Arsenal played as well as I’d seen all season, the passing, movement, vision, everything about Arsenal’s passing game was symblified in that first twenty minutes and Arsenal could have been 4-0 up, they were really playing that well. Aaron Ramsey missed a sitter following a lovely move which saw Robin Van Persie head back for Aaron Ramsey to run on to with Tim Howard’s goal gaping. It’s a sign of Ramsey’s current confidence that he missed such an opportunity, anybody else would have scored. At the moment, Ramsey looks as Jack Wilshere did at the end of last season: broken. Ramsey desperately needs a summer off to rest and after a tough year this term, next season could bring him gold.

Further chances fell to Robin Van Persie, Aaron Ramsey and Tomas Rosicky, but it was Thomas Vermaelen’s header that broke the deadlock for Arsenal in the sixth minute. A Van Persie corner was met by Vermaelen who had worked a few yards of space and sent the ball spinning past Tim Howard.

David Moyes seemed furious at the ease of which Arsenal were carving them apart and on the stream I was watching, I heard him shout, ‘get stuck into them’, urging Everton to press Arsenal. Everton did press and soon a chance fell to Royston Drenthe after a careless pass from Alex Song was seemingly capitalised on after Drenthe buried his chance, only for the offside flag to be raised against Drenthe. Arsenal and Song had gotten lucky, it was never offside and Moyes was to berate the decision at full-time.

With that said, if you can’t make your pressure tell by scoring, then you never deserved a point anyway. Despite their continued pressure in the second half, there was no clear-cut opening in which Everton were allowed a decent opportunity against Wojciech Szczesny.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QH77rHOky4A

That North London Derby was significant in two ways. For starters, it inspired Arsenal to conquer all before them in a sort of ‘Braveheart’ fashion, having won six in a row in Premiership competition, seven wins in a row if you care to count that win over AC Milan in the Champions League. Finally, it also sent Spurs into a downward spiral, who now haven’t won in three following that North London Derby defeat. The two losses that followed their defeat by Arsenal was the first time they’d ever lost three in a row under Harry Redknapp, which brings us nicely on to our next topic of conversation.

Since that North London Derby, Tottenham Hotspur have actually played okay in the matches they have played. Against Manchester United, their first game since the NLD, Spurs amassed eighteen shots on goal and enjoyed 57% possession. Then when playing Everton, Spurs had twenty-two shots and 61% possession in their favour and again, last night, Redknapp’s side once more dominated possession, with 71% in their favour and fired off another twenty-four shots.

So what’s been Spurs’ problem? Well, Harry Redknapp stated that his side had ‘lost their way’ and no longer seemed ‘fluent’. No longer are Spurs patient when probing teams, but they are panicking and when you look deeper into Spurs’ stupendously high shot counts from previous matches, you begin to see where Spurs are failing.

In the eighteen shots Spurs fired against Manchester United, only nine were actually on target, meaning their shots on target rate was only 50% and of the nine that were on target, only one goal was scored. Manchester United, their opponents in that match, had six shots, five were on target and three goals were scored. That’s the difference between a team of pretenders and a side of the best quality around.

Against Everton, Spurs’ shot accuracy makes for worse reading, as of the twenty-two shots Spurs had, only nine were on target and this time, not one goal was scored. That’s an immature amount of chances to miss, even if you’re Wolverhampton Wanderers, scrapping away at the foot of the table.

Last night, against Stoke City, Spurs managed to put eighteen of their twenty-four shots on target and again, only one was actually scored.

The reason behind Spurs’ ridiculously high shot tally in matches, is down to speculative shooting. All too often, the likes of Gareth Bale, Rafael Van Der Vaart and others are guilty of shooting from long range in order to buy effectively buy themselves the back pages of next morning’s newspapers. An intelligent player knows when an extra pass will fashion an opening. Gareth Bale continually opted to work space on his left foot for a long range effort, when a pass to a striker would have been the better option. It’s called greed and at the moment, Spurs’ players are believing they’re better than what they actually are.

Finally, we move on to Manchester City, who having lost away to Everton and Swansea City recently, were being compared to Newcastle United in the sense that they were wobbling at the pivotal moment. Inbetween that 1-0 loss to Everton and 1-0 defeat by Swansea, Manchester City scored nine goals and conceded not once, so I don’t believe they were wobbling at all.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bp8LbgOrdyY

Againt Chelsea last night, I felt City were unlucky to go behind, I certainly don’t feel Chelsea were worth their goal and City were far more the dominant side. At long last, Samir Nasri looks as if he’s stepping up to the plate having been anonymous all season for Manchester City after his brilliant winner for City last night, having received a gorgeous pass from the not-so-gorgeous, Carlos Tevez.

A final word on Carlos Tevez. Many people have said that Tevez should never have been allowed a way for Manchester City following what happened in Munich, but I disagree with that. Roberto Mancini offered Tevez a way back as long as the Argentine apologised to him and Manchester City and fair play to Tevez, he has done that and maybe that’s recognised by the other City players who seemed to welcome Tevez back with open arms yesterday.

Others have called allowing Tevez back a sign of ‘desperation’. Oh please, pull the other one! When challenging for a Premiership title, calling back an Argentine international in the shape of Carlos Tevez is anything buy desperate. If Manchester City bringing back Tevez is ‘desperate’, then what do you call Manchester United’s decision to bring Paul Scholes out of retirement?

I’ll leave you with that one, see you in the comments…


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Tottenham Wobble / Manchester United Flex / Chelsea Bid AVB Adieu

Good morning all!

I’m going to dive into things this morning rather than start off with a pretty interlude as we have a lot to get through this morning, starting with Tottenham Hotspurs’ recent collapse, confounded yesterday by Manchester United.

Despite having been much the stronger team offensively, it was Manchester United won prevailed 3-1. How Tottenham can lose by such a score despite having three times the number of shots to Manchester United eludes the minds of many this morning. Should a team lose 3-1 despite having eighteen attempts on goal? No. Theoretically, Spurs should have battered a Manchester United team which only managed six shots all match.

The key to Manchester United’s win, was being clinical with the six shots they did manage, five of which were on target. Despite having been run ragged by Spurs for the entire first half, Spurs conceded to Manchester United in the 45th minute when Wayne Rooney headed home from a corner.

Within fifteen minutes of the second half, Spurs found themselves two down, then nine minutes later, three down. Despite such a clear dominancy in the favour of Spurs, they were 3-0 down.

A North London club out-playing Manchester United sounds all too familiar. Spurs’ rivals, Arsenal, suffer from a similar defficiency and whilst Arsenal teams over the past few years have been regarded as average compared to teams of the past, it must be a worrying admission for Spurs fans that their best team for fifty years, is barely as good as the more average Arsenal teams.

I read in The Times this morning that this season, Harry Redknapp has seen his charges concede six goals to Arsenal, (over two games) eight to Manchester City and another eight to Manchester United.

Whilst the press do indeed admire Harry Redknapp’s bold style of, ‘beautiful football and lots of goal’, his team are vulnerable at the back, naive in how they defend and more importantly, bare a mental block as to how good they are.

I don’t see such a trend changing either, as although Redknapp is a fantastic motivator of men, he has himself admitted he’s not the best tactician, rather favouring the power of his attack, speed and directness within his starting to XI to pin back opposition. This is a tactic which does indeed work, though only against teams not able to boast a high calibre attack and that’s not a theory, but indeed a fact which is backed by the fact Spurs have conceded twenty-two goals to three of the league’s top teams.

Spurs’ next three fixtures see them travel to Everton, host Stoke City and then travel away to Chelsea, which is a very tricky run of fixtures.

Redknapp made the highly worrying statement that he’d now ‘settle for fourth’, despite having harboured ambitions for the title, declaring Spurs could indeed win the damned thing just two months ago. Spur’s flirtation with such an ambition has been all too brief for a team lauded as Spurs’ ‘best for fifty years’, lasting just two months and now, after such an effort to reach the position they currenty hold, Spurs are embroiled in a battle for third with an Arsenal side lauded as the ‘worst in fifteen years’.

I’ve said it before, but being dragged through the press as a great team and superior to Arsenal, only to be potentially overtaken in the league, despite such ‘superiority’ is disheartening, as much as it would be for Manchester City and in both cases, I’d expect Manchester City and Tottenham Hotspurs to suffer next season if they don’t finish above their respective rivals this season, despite both being described as the greatest teams to represent their clubs in some time.

This brings us nicely on to Manchester United, who having beat Spurs, now remain just two points behind league leaders, Manchester City.

In Roberto Mancini’s post-match interview following his side’s consummate 2-0 victory over Bolton Wanderers, the BBC journalist interviewing Mancini stated, ‘five points clear now and and equalling Manchester United’s record…’. This was a statement cut short by Roberto Mancini as he replied, ‘no, two, as Manchester United will win tomorrow’.

I find that statement highly intriguing as you can disect it into little parts and really pick it apart before you find the meaning behind Mancini’s words. What Mancini said echoes of the mind games previously enjoyed between Sir Alex Ferguson and Arsene Wenger. Mancini was undoubtedly trying to put pressure on to Manchester United but at the same time, it was an acceptance of Manchester United’s tenacity and attitude in that they will never relent from chasing Manchester City and as the Match of the Day commentator said of Mancini in the match, ‘he looks a tired man’. Largely, this has to be attributed to the title race and the pressure being applied by Manchester United. Mancini’s statement of Manchester United beating Spurs was one of acceptance that this battle will end only when these two sides meet in April.

Manchester United’s victory over Tottenham Hotspurs yesterday was clinical and bore the ruthlessness displayed by a killer Whale trying to capture it’s prey.

Like the ‘Type B Orca Whale’ shown in the video to ruthfully kill it’s target, Manchester United beat opponents with precision, not outrageous shows of skill. Ashley Young’s curling effort put aside, United got two of their three goals from a corner and a throw-in. Whilst United are indeed capable of the outrageous, they similarly know had to pull off the simple things to superb effect. Spurs shouldn’t be losing goals to corners a throw-in at this stage of the season.

Such was the precision of Manchester United yesterday against Tottenham yesterday equates to Roberto Mancini enduring many sleepless nights until this season reaches it’s dramatic climax.

Finally, we must pay homage to Chelsea’a now ex-34 year old Manager, Andre Villas Boas, who was sacked at precisely 12.45pm yesterday, as the match between Newcastle United and Sunderland was played.

Whilst I’m not surprised in the slightest by AVB’s dismissal, I am disappointed that Roman Abramovich has pulled his trigger finger once again and has denied Chelsea, once again, the security of a long term vision.

Six Managers in five years is a devastating account of just how dangerous it is to be employed by Roman Abramovich and a sign that mere promise is not tolerated at Stamford Bridge. I can’t help but feel Chelsea are really relying on Champions League money to meet the FFP rules and that Abramovich has acted on Chelsea’s poor results to try and meet the problem of Chelsea not qualifying for the Champions League and thus being £30 million out of pocket.

It’s not AVB’s fault that Chelsea are reliant on this money and if good decisions had been made at the beginning of Abramovich’s reign, then not qualifying for the Champions League could be tolerated for maybe a season or two whilst the club finds it’s feet during transition.

A constant sacking of Manager’s is ultimately very harmful for a club and Abramovich’s man-handling of Chelsea must stop before they dig a hole so deep, it’s impossible to get out of.

That’s all from me today, I’ll see you in the comments…


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Arsenal Demolish Spurs / Cardiff City Take Liverpool All The Way / Sheff Wednesday Win Steel City Derby

Good morning!

Isn’t it strange how football can directly affect your life. For quite a while now, I’ve had the face of a man constantly screwed by a giant Whale penis or something, which yes, is crude, but I imagine it to be also very painful and that has been the overriding emotion as an Arsenal fan for months now.

Today, after a 5-2 win in what has been dubbed the ‘North London Demolition’, rather than the normal phrase of ‘North London Derby’, I sit here typing this positively skipping, which I must stress is purely figurative, as it would be damned hard to write a post whilst skipping. It’s brilliant how football has such a factor in emotions when it comes to the fans. I have a mate who lives his Rugby and has never experienced such an atavistic form of tribalism and in his words, he’s jealous of never being able to experience such emotions channelled through sport.

So, naturally, we’ll start in North London for today’s post, where Arsenal of course hammered Spurs 5-2.

First of all, much has been made of Arsenal’s worst side in fifteen years hammering Spurs’ best side for fifty years and my theory is that if Arsenal do indeed overhaul this seven point gap held by Spurs – which is far from beyond them – then the psychological damage inflicted on Spurs could last a life time. Having invested so much timy, money and effort into overhauling Arsenal as ‘top Dog’ in North London, how damaging must it be for Spurs, from boardroom level, down to the fans, to know your best team in 50 years is still inferior to possibly the worst Arsenal side in fifteen years.

I can’t remember in which book I read it, I think it must have been been a biography written on Arséne Wenger by Myles Palmer, and in said book, Arsene Wenger is quoted from an old interview, talking of how hard it was for his players when they lost their long unbeaten run to Manchester United after 49 matches. Arsene Wenger told of a great mental effort to go unbeaten for 49 matches and after having done it for so long, to then lose a match, found that his players had grown win-weary, unable to replicate what they’d just achieved. As a motivational tool, Wenger had told his charges they must prepare themselves to do it all again, to stay at the top, but was met with, ‘we’ve just gone unbeaten for 49 matches, we’re very tired, give us a break’.

Such a monumental effort had shattered his players and if Tottenham Hotspurs fail to finish above Arsenal this season, having held the high ground for so long, then there will be a similar feeling amongst the staff at Spurs.

To achieve Champions League football this season, Spurs have had to throw every competition they’ve entered to stand a chance. Rather than make progress in the Europa League and Carling Cup, Spurs made sure they were knocked out early in order to concentrate on achieving a spot in the top four. A replay against Stevenage in the FA Cup is unwanted and if it weren’t for Stevenage being relatively ‘easy’ opposition, even for Spurs’ second string, I would hazard a guess that Spurs would be out of the FA Cup too if they had their way.

So to throw competitions, brake Daniel Levy’s transfer policy of signing young with a sell-on value (Spurs signed Scott Parker, aged 31 and Emmanuel Adebayor, age 28, on a season-long loan, being paid masses in wages, which goes 100% against Spurs’ policy when it comes to signing players) and still finish below their enemy, would account for a monumental strike on Spurs’ mentality. As a consequence, an unsettled Luka Modric would once again ask to leave White Hart Lane and things could start to unravel.

Would Emmanuel Adebayor sign for Spurs permanently to compete for fourth? Would Rafael Van Der Vaart, a player approaching his last legs fancy competing for fourth spot every year? You also have to ask if Gareth Bale, Assou-Ekkoto, William Gallas, Younes Kaboul and Sandro would be that willing to stay if they’re going nowhere as club apart from fourth spot. Merely competing for fourth spot has seen the likes of Cesc Fabregas, Samir Nasri, Alex Hleb, Mathieu Flamini, Gael Clichy and Thierry Henry all depart Arsenal for a better shot at silverware. Third place in the Premiership is currently a trophy for Spurs and if Arsenal overhaul that gap, then a whole pile of things will start to happen at White Hart Lane., so it’s pivotal Spurs achieve their trophy of third spot.

As for the game itself, well, the start was quite phenomenal. Spurs started brightly for the first three minutes, scored a deflected goal and went a goal ahead, but after that, everything was Arsenal, there was no question who was winning a 50/50 challenge and twenty-one shots, thirteen of which were on target, paints a perfect picture of just how good Arsenal were offensively. Even after Spurs’ second goal after Bale had dived to win a penalty, you could sense Arsenal would get more chances and with the way Spurs were defending, you could sense that would come sooner rather than later.

When Arsenal did start on their road to a remarkable come back, it was Bacary Sagna of all people who really ignited Arsenal’s afternoon. Moments after Robin Van Persie had hit the post, a cross found Sagna’s forehead and sensing Spurs were rocking and that there were more goals to come, Sagna grabbed the ball and ran back to the half-way line, determined to ‘beat the enemy’. Van Persie indeed brought Arsenal level just a few minutes later, which a fantastic goal, totally befitting of the Dutchman, who is simply the best striker in the world right now. If it hadn’t been for injuries during his career, then Van Persie’s goal tally would have surpassed that of Thierry Henry by now, of that I’m sure.

In the second half, Arsenal continued as they had left things at half time, continually pressing Spurs into making mistakes, keeping the tempo of their passing and interchanges at an unbearably high level for Spurs to contest. Rosicky’s goal and Arsenal’s third of the afternoon personified what Arsenal are all about, with players from midfield scoring goals having been the orchestrator of said move. Rosicky started the move for his goal, and then duly finished it. Do you think it’s a coincidence that when in midweek, Tomas Rosicky and Cesc Fabregas ate dinner together in London, (Cesc presented at the Brit Awards) that Rosicky would score his first league goal for Arsenal in over fifty games? In my mind, I’d like to think Fabregas advised Rosicky on how to move and improve his goal tally. ‘Little Mozart’, as Rosicky has been known throughout his career, has always been blessed with a sublime touch, but has never been a prolific goalscorer. (or ‘assister’, for that matter) Hopefully, Rosicky’s goal sees the realisation of Rosicky’s technique, all be it late in his career.

If Rosicky personified Arsenal’s passing game yesterday, then it was Theo Walcott who moonlighted as Arsenal’s poster for inconsistency. In the first half, Theo was indecisive, poor on the ball nad was having a poor game. I will admit now as to thinking out-loud, ‘why have we not loaned Theo to Zenit rather than Arshavin?’ I found my reason in the second half when Theo scored a brace and put things beyond Spurs.

It’s difficult to remember that Theo is only twenty-two and at that age, is still developing. For this season, Theo now has five goals and seven assists to his name, which is great for a wide player. Not many wingers achieve such stats and that has to be recognised. Theo has a good return and although frustrating, his final ball is showing a marked improvement.

A magnificent day for Arsenal is hard to type up as an Arsenal fan, I could type forever and fail to justice with another 3,000 words on top of this one, so for now, I’m going to move on to yesterday’s Carling Cup Final…

Carling Cup Final

Now, whilst I saw only the first half of this match, I will say one thing; the quality of the Championship is improving every year, that gap is now a lot smaller and we’re seeing it proved in cup matches such as this one. Leicester City provided an excellent example when they beat Norwich City 2-1, away from home, in the FA Cup last weekend.

The stats do provide a story of sheer dominance on Liverpool’s part, as do pictures of a physically broken Rudy Gestede, who barely had the legs to take his penalty. Throughout 120 minutes of Cup Final football, Liverpool fired off 39 shots compared to Cardiff’s paltry total of 11. Whilst in regards of attacking play and use of the ball, in which Liverpool were superior, Cardiff must be commended for their discipline when it came to defending. In regard to professionalism, there isn’t much between Premiership and Championship, though Liverpool evidently had the upper edge when it came to quality, as you would expect of a Premiership side occupying the upper echelons.

After Joe Mason had opened the scoring for Cardiff, you sensed that this Cup Final has been somewhere before and it had, with Birmingham City beating Arsenal last season in a huge shock. Until the 60th minute, Cardiff appeared to be en route to doing the same, before Martin Skrtel equalised for Liverpool.

In extra-time, Dirk Kuyt took Liverpool into the lead on the 108th minute and with Cardiff all but done physically, there appeared to be one apparent victor in all of this. However, when I said that there isn’t much of a gap in professionalism, this is what I meant by it when Cardiff found their equaliser in the 118th minute through Ben Turner, who bundled in from a corner. Tired, but still able to turn the pressure on Liverpool, I’ll say it repeatedly until it’s widely recognised that Cardiff should be commended for their part in the Carling Cup Final.

Although Liverpool missed their first two penalties in the shoot-out, they still managed to win 3-2, presenting Liverpool with their first trophy in six years.

Sheffield Wednesday

Sheffield Wednesday have felt the force of my ‘anger’ in recent weeks, with shocking results against the likes of Exeter City, Stevenage and Chesterfield Town. Having started the new season so brightly, Wednesday had been starting to fade and due to working closely with season ticket holders at Hillsborough, I was growing as frustrated as they were with how results were going.

Since the departure of Ben Marshall, it would seem Sheffield Wednesday have struggled for form, it’s no coincidence that Marshall’s departure from Wednesday’s attack has seen a very evident down turn in form. The loan signing of Sanchez Watt did nothing for Wednesday as the winger duly failed to adapt to life in Sheffield and John Bostock doesn’t offer the same threat Marshall can.

Whilst Wednesday aren’t an expansive team when it comes to playing football, they are solid, which has been the hallmark of many Gary Megson teams. Hard to brake down and difficult to score against at Hillsborough, Wednesday’s consistent home form at their fortress has been the building ground for this season and yesterday, Wednesday re-ignited their good work from earlier this season with a 1-0 win over Sheffield United.

Whilst the Blades started the better and generally looked the better side when it came to open play, they did look vulnerable to crosses and set-pieces, with Wednesday’s winner coming virtue of a cross, from which Chris O’Grady scored.

Though Sheffield Wednesday have not yet banished their demons after a dreadful run, hopefully, yesterday can provide a spark on which Wednesday can charge their promotions ambitions.

That’s all from me today, I’ll see you in the comments section!


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