The Joe Kinnear Show / Arsenal To Land Higuain

Good morning. Joe Kinnear was a theatrical, comedic goldmine yesterday on Talksport, saying that he's "more intelligent" than Newcastle United supporters and showing a crushing inability to pronounce the names of Newcastle's top players. Kinnear called Yohan Cabaye, "Yohan Kebab" and have you ever heard of Hatem Ben Affri? Kinnear Read more

Joe Kinnear Back at Newcastle / Confederations Cup

Good morning. Joe Kinnear has re-joined Newcastle United under the guise of "Director of Football." Due to the absurdity of the appointment, I could finish the blog here and leave you to chew on that information for the entirety of your Monday. It is a very bizarre development at Newcastle, as Read more

Betting tips for the Premier League: who will be favourites next season to win?

The new Premier League season is set to be an exciting one, thanks to a raft of changes that have occurred at the top clubs since the end of the last one, which leave things feeling less predictable than they have for a while. The fact that Chelsea have Read more

Chelsea Agree Schuerrle Deal / Ronaldo Doesn't Sign A New Contract.

Good morning. As I trawled through the various football websites this morning, all I saw was this... Tumbleweed. Lots and lots of tumbleweed. The transfer window hasn't opened and won't do so until the July 1st, so we should all calm down in that regard. At the moment it feels as Read more

Review of the 2012/13 Season - Leicester City

The football season is over, players have gone on holiday and the tedium of transfer rumours have officially started, if not prematurely, with the transfer window not actually until July 1st. So, what to do until August when it all kicks off again? Spend time with loved ones? Take Read more

Capital One Cup

Swansea City End Bradford’s Dream / Swansea Win Capital One Cup

Valley Parade

Good morning.

It’s very difficult to dress something so simple in a wedding dress, sprinkle confetti over it and call it “amazing”. To do so would be lying, and I’m not a liar, thus I can’t say type out the next 600-700 words proclaiming the 2013 Capital One Cup final to have been a classic. It wasn’t, because Swansea City rode to victory with consummate ease. Read more

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Hazard’s Ball Boy Incident – Don’t Employ Kids For An Unfair Advantage

A weapon of mass destruction.

 

Good morning.

I’m sorry the first post of the day is later than usual, but because of closures on the M1 and M25 last night, driving back from the Arsenal match took me longer than expected. It’s a good job I have the morning off work! Read more

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Bradford City Reach The League Cup Final

Valley Parade
Good morning.

Well, we could say that, “Wow, we didn’t see that coming!” In all honesty, Bradford were always going to reach the League Cup Final the moment they beat Wigan Athletic away on penalties. Forces greater than mankind could comprehend saw Bradford beat Arsenal at Valley Parade on a night when an invisible, impregnable force saw Francis Coquelin and Santi Cazorla hit the woodwork, Gervinho miss an open goal and Thomas Vermaelen miss the deciding penalty in extra-time (also hitting the woodwork). Read more

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Bradford Spring Another Cup Shock

Valley ParadeGood morning.

Like a WW1 veteran, I endured horrific flashbacks last night. I didn’t watch the match between Bradford City and Aston Villa, as the pain of going there to see Arsenal lose is still all too fresh. “That” Gervinho miss, Francis Coquelin hitting the post, Thomas Vermaelen scoring the equaliser in the last minute of normal time, Santi Cazorla hitting the crossbar and finally, Vermaelen hitting the post in a penalty shoot-out to send Bradford through to the semi-finals. Read more

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Arsenal Lose To Bradford: A Mortician’s Report


Good evening.

As promised this morning, here is my mortician’s report of Arsenal and what in the name of all that’s holy happened last night. Arsenal’s corpse was found ripped apart, limp at the wrist and one questions how little David beat big Goliath. Bradford City’s best player is a 22 year old, Bermudan forward called Nahki Wells and Arsenal boasted 100+ cap Lukas Podolski to their ranks on Tuesday evening. The chasm between both sides was massive, and the odds were stacked heavily in Arsenal’s favour.

Interestingly, before most Capital One Cup matches, Arsenal will name their squad via the official website, post pictures of the players training and host a ton of interviews for players likely to be involved in the match. For Bradford, none of this took place, with the exception of an interview with Thomas Eisfeld, a young German midfielder who impressed against Reading in the round previous and was hoping to feature against the Bantams. Was that an attempt at psyching the opposition into worrying about who they would face, for only an hour before the match to find out they would be playing Arsenal’s first team?

As I said this morning, there was a murmur going around the ground that big international players would be playing and that seemed to lift the mood a little. Okay, maybe they weren’t going to get as good a chance, if any at all, against Arsenal’s first team, but wow, they’d be playing some star names! Gary Jones vs Santi Cazorla, Nahki Wells vs Thomas Vermaelen and Wojciech Szczesny vs Matt Duke. With the excitement of the crowd rising, so did the determination of Bradford City’s players to perform well and for 120 minutes, not including penalties, they worked to the point their feet were ground down to just an ankle. No matter who you are, playing against two determined banks of four is one of the hardest, most frustrating obstacles for a football side to overcome in football. It takes a fearsome, gladiatorial amount of discipline to do that for so long and for me to moan about Arsenal’s defeat and not praise Bradford for the win would be incredibly ignorant.

Bradford City, at times, rode their luck, but they created that luck through how hard they worked. Gervinho missed an open goal, Jack Wilshere failed to shoot when through on goal, Francis Coquelin hit the base of the post in the first half and Santi Cazorla hammered the crossbar in extra time. I’m not saying Bradford only have luck to thank, but on the occasions they needed the rub of the green, they found it waiting and that’s because they earned it. Manchester United get a lot of luck because they earn it through being an outstanding football club. With luck, I always feel that in order to obtain it, you have to work for it.

On the flip side to my theory on luck, with Arsenal having hit the woodwork twice in normal time, twice on penalties and Gervinho and Wilshere missing sitters, what does that say about the quality of work that Arsenal perform? For me, a handful of smashed seats in the away end said everything that needed to be said. It wasn’t much, but the gesture pointed towards how inept Arsenal were made to look by a League Two side. Frustration took its toll and there was a point in the first half where I thought back to a few years previous in the Champions League against Sporting Braga. That night, there was a moment where Cec Fabregas plays a pass through for Jack Wilshere to go one on one with the goalkeeper. Wilshere is judged offside, (he wasn’t) but on reviewing the replay of Wilshere being called offside, there movements from Marouane Chamakh, Samir Nasri and Andrey Arshavin to move in behind the Braga defence, who sat so deep their last line of defence was 10 yards out from goal. Arsenal emerged victorious 6-0 that night; their speed of thought, physical pace and movement was outstanding and for most of the 2010/11 season, Arsenal looked one of the best teams in Europe. The Gunners beat Barcelona 2-1 at home and frighteningly, that happened just last year!!!

I didn’t see that movement in Arsenal last night, and I haven’t for most of the season. That ability to find gaps and devastate teams based on movement and rotation of positions happens because you have quality players. Money has to be spent in January.

This Arsenal team for me, is at the end of a cycle, waiting for a new dawn to begin. Arsene Wenger built such a talented team which if it had stayed together, would have won trophies last season. From the team that beat Barcelona; Gael Clichy, Alex Song, Cesc Fabregas, Samir Nasri, Robin van Persie and Emmanuel Eboue have left (I’m aware Eboue isn’t any good) and Andrey Arshavin, the man who scored the winner that night, is set to be sold next month. Such a talented team has been covered by a blanket with holes in it. Replacement players aren’t adequate and it feels very ‘patchwork’ at the moment in the sense that there doesn’t seem to be any balance in the team.

Night is falling at Arsenal and the sun will shine again, but will Arsene Wenger be around long enough to see the light?

See you tomorrow.



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A Short Post: Don’t Blame Us, Blame Arsenal


Good morning.

Please do excuse this post, for it is only going to be very short. Last night, me and my little brother travelled to Bradford to watch Arsenal take on the Bantams and arrogantly expected us to turn over a League Two side in the first half an hour, giving us an easy evening and meaning I could get home for a more respectable hour than what we did. Bradford took Arsenal to penalties, doing exactly what they did to Wigan Athletic in the last round and beating them in a penalty shoot-out. That’s the first time I’ve ever seen a penalty shoot-out live and it was the most horrible experience I’ve ever endured; watching Thomas Vermaelen miss the decisive penalty was excruciating. Read more

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Chelsea 5-4 Manchester United / More Goals Than I Know What To Do With


Morning.

Another Capital One Cup night, consequates to nine more goals in the televised match on Sky. There’s somebody in charge of all the sponsorship deals at Capital One who must be feeling pretty damned smug with themselves right now!

Chelsea and Manchester United were the latest to entertain us on Sky and although it was never going to be easy to top the match between Reading and Arsenal on Tuesday, both sides came bloody close to doing so! Naturally, both sides were weakened, with Manchester United fielding an inexperienced pairing at centre-half in Michael Keane and Scott Wootton, naming an equally inexperienced bench, with Federico Macheda the oldest and most experienced at 21 years of age. With central defenders on short supply at Old Trafford and Arsenal to play on Saturday, it was no surprise to see Sir Alex Ferguson play Keane and Wootton, for any injury to one of Jonny Evans or Rio Ferdinand would have been a disaster ahead of Saturday. Aside from those two, Javier Hernandez started, as did Anderson, Ryan Giggs, Nani, Darren Fletcher, Rafael and Danny Welbeck. United were much changed from their usual first team, yes, but they were hardly short on quality.

As far as Chelsea’s starting XI was concerned, it was packed full of talent and experience. Petr Cech started in goal and Roberto Di Matteo named a strong back four consisting of Cesar Azpilicueta, David Luiz, Gary Cahill and Ryan Bertrand. Elsewhere, Juan Mata, John Obi Mikel and Victor Moses started. Again, lots of change from Chelsea, but they were able to flex the strength of their squad to a greater extent than Manchester United and on paper, looked the stronger of the two teams.

In spite of Chelsea having the stronger team on the pitch, Manchester United took the lead through Ryan Giggs, the Welshman capitalising on a mistake by Oriol Romeu in midfield to cooly slot past Cech with his left foot. It took Chelsea less than ten minutes to equalise, when Victor Moses was brought down in the area by Alex Buttner (Yes, his name is ALEX, Jamie Redknapp, NOT Jack!) to win a penalty. David Luiz stepped up to take the spot-kick, Anders Lindegaard guessed the right way but the power on Luiz’s strike was too much for Lindegaard to deal with from close range. Javier Hernandez then gave Manchester United the lead once more just before half time, put through on goal by Anderson and the Mexican made no mistake with his finish. 2-1 at half-time.

Why, may I ask, does Hernandez do that ‘burger’ celebration to taunt the Chelsea fans? I don’t get it and although yes, the fans who threw objects at Hernandez as he celebrated are idiots, there’s no escaping the fact that Hernandez himself is one for goading them. I hate it when players do that when they celebrate. They should keep their celebrations about the team, not themselves and they should certainly refrain from taunting opposition fans.

Shortly into the second half, Gary Cahill equalised for Chelsea with a header from Juan Mata’s corner and Nani was on head shortly afterwards to give United the lead once more, playing a one-two on the edge of Chelsea’s penalty area before dinking the ball over Cech and into the bottom corner. Lovely goal. 3-2 to Manchester United.

In the third minute of extra time, Chelsea wormed a penalty out of Wootton (bless his heart) with barely a second left to salvage a chance to get level. Eden Hazard, on as a substitute, made no mistakes with his finish, rolling the ball past a grounded Lindegaard from the penalty spot. It was a very cool finish from the Belgian considering what was at stake.

Then came extra-time where Chelsea took the lead for the first time in the match through Daniel Sturridge, making the best of another mistake from Wootton, who tried to send a header back to Lindegaard, selling the Dane short and Sturridge nipped in to round Lindegaard and roll home before he himself did a bad robot dance before taunting the Manchester United fans. Again, what an idiot.

With time nearly expired in the match, Ramires capitalised on a fantastic touch of skill to break into space, run the ball past Lindegaard and into the net as Chelsea caught United on the counter-attack. That goal made it 5-3 with a just a few minutes left and although Manchester United did pull back a goal through Ryan Giggs from the penalty spot, it was all in vain as there were only two minutes left on the clock, in which time Hazard nearly scored again when the Blues countered and the Belgian struck the post from 18 yards out.

We’ve been blessed with great goals, woeful defending and drama over the past two nights. I should also mention that Norwich City knocked out Tottenham Hotspur 2-1 and Liverpool were defeated by Swansea City 3-1. Shocks galore and League Two Bradford City face the prospect of entertaining Arsenal in the next round, whilst Chelsea have drawn Leeds.

Manchester United? They’ve drawn nobody, as they’re out.

See you tomorrow, that’s all from me today! I’ve got a Puppy to take to the vets for his injections and so on. Brilliant.



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Reading 5-7 Arsenal / An Emotional Rollercoaster


Morning.

Twelve goals, 120 minutes of football, bizarre football and unfortunate defending lead to the most incredible match of football I have ever seen. Regular readers of this blog will know full well I’m an Arsenal fan by now and last night my emotions were torn apart, stamped on and buried. This morning I’m a shivering wreck of a man. Us football fans must have the highest threshold for stress in the world, surely?

Arsenal travelled to Reading on the back of some fairly dodgy form, losing three of the previous six matches, two of the last three and were set to field a team of fringe players and youth. That same concoction of youthful exuberance and wilting quality, littered with first-team talent in Laurent Koscielny, Theo Walcott and Olivier Giroud, had drummed six past Coventry City in the last round. Reading on the other hand, had scored their fair share of Capital One Cup goals, but also conceded two to Peterborough United in the second round and another two in the third round to QPR. Statistically, this promised goals and within 37 minutes, that promise had already been fulfilled, with Reading netting a remarkable four goals. Read more

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Europe Key For Arsenal / Bolton Confirm Freedman As Boss


Morning.

It’s about time I grasp the concept of how an alarm clock works. When it rings, I need to be up and out of bed like a laser guided missile. Instead, I ignored my alarm and as of this moment, I’m drinking tea, eating porridge and making myself look presentable. Whoever said men can’t multi-task was being a bit silly.

Anyway, I digress. On with the news… Read more

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Carling Cup Round-Up

Darren Fletcher completed a successful 90 minutes for Manchester United last night as he returns from injury.

Morning!

Right, I’m going to fly through this post as I’m running late and operating on coffee, a banana and a pear. Also, you may want to whisper it, but the sun is currently shining where I am!

Manchester United 2-1 Newcastle United

Wayne Rooney returned for Manchester United last night as he helped Sir Alex Ferguson’s side to a 2-1 win over an’abject-for-large-parts’ Newcastle United. Admittedly, I barely saw anything of this game as I was doing some work, but Rooney looked good on his return from a four week lay-off after he split his leg open, and Darren Fletcher managed to complete ninety minutes of football, which must be a huge boost for everybody connected with the club, after it seemed so unlikely that his condition would let him play again.

Anderson opened the scoring in the first half, cutting in from the right to strike on his left, in off the post and into the opposite corner. Arguably, Newcastle’s defenders could have done a little more to stop Anderson, but the quality of the strike was so high that Rob Elliot had no chance of keeping the strike at bay.

Tom Cleverley extended their lead in the 58th minute, scoring his first goal for Manchester United courtesy of a well-placed curling effort. Patient build-up from United allowed Cleverley to find space on the edge of the area and when you place a shot as well as he did, you barely need any power. Again, it was a shot that Elliot could do nothing about, but I still think Newcastle were too passive on both occasions.

Papiss Cisse replaced the ineffective Harris Vuckic in the 61st minute and scored in the 62nd, directing a header past David de Gea from a Shane Ferguson cross, who was also on as a substitute.

Arsenal 6-1 Coventry City

Arsene Wenger made eleven changes to the team that started against Manchester City at the weekend, confident enough that his reserves could sweep Coventry aside, and his confidence was not misplaced.

Despite Coventry offering stern resistance for 39 minutes, Olivier Giroud managed to open the scoring after Franis Coquelin slipped him through with a toe-prodded pass, chipping the on-rushing Joe Murphy. After half-time, Giroud had the chance to doube Arsenal’s lead with a penalty, but Murphy saved well and it wasn’t too long before Arsenal got their second anyway, as Alex Oxlade-Chamberlain rifled a shot into the top corner from 25 yards after he’d collected a pass from Andrei Arshavin.

Not long after Chamberlain opened his account for the evening, Arshavin netted himself, bringing down a pass expertly in the area before scoring his first of the season. Of all my goals last evening, that was my favourite; Arshavin needed the goal so badly and although it was great to see Giroud get off of the mark, he’ll get plenty more chances to score goals this season, while for Arshavin it was a chance he desperately needed to take. The Russian was a threat all match, scoring one and assisting two, doing his chances of featuring in future squads no harm at all.

Theo Walcott scored a brace to cast an impression on Arsene Wenger’s mind as to what he could do as a striker. Both of Walcott’s goals were very well taken, emphatic I’d say, and suggest he could play a role as main striker. As I’ve said before though, he needs to sharpen up on everything else first and I don’t think he’s too far off.

In between Theo’s goals, Ignasi Miguel netted a header from an Arshavin cross and Callum Ball scored a consolation for Coventry to make the final score 6-1.

Right, as I said, I’m running late so I could only really pay homage to perhaps the two biggest games last night. There’s no preference you must remember on this blog, as it is a general football blog and I do regret not being able to cover all of the matches. Anyway, below are the scores from last night’s other Carling Cup matches:

Carlise 0-3 Tottenham Hotspur
Norwich City 1-0 Doncaster Rovers
QPR 2-3 Reading
West Brom 1-2 Liverpool

That’s me done, see you tomorrow!



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