Fulham Sign Amorebieta / Pellegrini To Manchester City

Good morning. It is quite staggering just how much change has happened in the Premier League over the past few days. Tony Pulis has "mutually" walked away from Stoke City, which actually means he was sacked without ceremony by Peter Coates. Arsenal have been linked with any striker that has a Read more

Jovetic To Arsenal / Kolo Toure To Liverpool / Tony Pulis Leaves Stoke

GOOD MORNING! Do you wanna know why I typed that in caps lock? Because Tony Pulis has "mutually walked away from Stoke City after chairman Peter Coates sacked him for a sh*t run of results." There's nothing "mutual" about Pulis' departure, he's been sacked. Why? Because Stoke City have stagnated Read more

Mourinho Leaves Real Madrid / Is He So Special?

Good morning. Real Madrid have officially announced what we've all been expecting since about November: Jose Mourinho is leaving Real Madrid after three years in charge, in which time he won the league and Copa Del Rey. Mourinho will take charge for the final time against Osasuna on June 1st, Read more

Arsenal's Platform To Build On / Tottenham Worries

The contrasting situations between Arsenal and Tottenham Hotspur at the end of 90 minutes on Sunday, spoke volumes for the importance of Champions League football. On the one hand, Arsenal celebrated as if they had lifted a trophy, for which they have been criticised for. "Fourth is not a trophy, this just Read more

David Beckham Retires

saGood morning. Well, what a week we've had. Sir Alex Ferguson managed his final game at Old Trafford last Sunday, Paul Scholes played for one last time before retirement and now, despite declaring he might stay with Paris Saint-Germain for another year, David Beckham has announced his retirement. My formative football years Read more

Bayer Leverkusen

Podolski To Arsenal? / Messi Makes History / Apoel Fairytale Continues

Morning all!

Surprisingly for a Thursday, we have quite a lot to hack through. Normally it’s just boring Europa League on a Thursday, not that I ever covered it, you must understand!

Anyway, a mixture of Per Mertesacker and BBC Sport has revealed that Arsenal are close to agreeing a deal for Germany and Cologne striker, Lukas Podolski. It’s been said that Podolski has already agreed personal terms believed to be £100,000 a week. Jamie Sanderson, owner of ‘Young Guns Blog’ and writer for The Independent, has also reported that Arsenal will continue negotiations over Podolski with Cologne today as Arsenal work to get their man before the summer transfer window even begins.

This fits in nicely with what Le Grove have been saying in recent weeks, when Pedro stated that Arsenal were looking at big names from both France and Germany before the transfer window opens. As to who the French player is, remains open to speculation, but Lukas Podolski looks to be the (or one of) German player Arsenal are targeting to bolster their squad.

Over the past two seasons, Podolski has been in great form for FC Cologne, scoring sixteen goals in twenty appearances so far this season, assisting four. In 2010/11, Podolski netted thirteen times in thirty-two appearances, assisting another four. Finally, it would seem that after years of playing well for country but not club, that Podolski has found himself able to replicate his form with Germany, to domestic football with Cologne.

With Germany, Podolski has been nothing but prolific, making an outstanding 95 appearances for Germany, scoring 43 goals in that time. If you account for any assists made by Podolski in that time, you are faced with truly staggering statistics.

Many people point to the fact Podolski failed at Bayern Munich, but don’t forget that when Podolski first joined Bayern Munich, he was still trying to establish himself and that transfer came far too early in Podolski’s career. Rather than develop his game in healthy fashion with Cologne, Podolski was thrust into the limelight by Bayern Munich. For a player in his early twenties, Podolski still did well for a young player. Whilst his goal returns were only modest, those are statistics fitting of a young player. Podolski’s time at Bayern Munich is often blown wildly out of proportion.

So, for the people who believe that Podolski, ‘failed at his last big club’ and will do so again, they are very wrong. Now matured, Podolski is in the prime of his career and finally ready to play for a big club and Arsenal are to be the beneficiaries of Podolski’s talents.

Also, Podolski moving to Arsenal will save Mertesacker a bomb in text messages! Everybody wins!

In other news, Lionel Messi scored five against Bayer Leverkusen last night to help Barcelona to a 7-1 victory. In annoying fashion, I went to cover for a friend’s five-a-side team, who as it turns out, played on some weird astro-turf covered in sand. As I was wearing the wrong sort of footwear, it was very hard for me not to fall over, so last night was a disaster!

When I got home you could have imagined my misery when I found out I’d missed a 7-1 thriller on ITV and five goals from Messi.

Five goals in one match, in Champions League competition, means Lionel Messi is the first player to accomplish such an achievement and just rubber stamps his status as, ‘greatest player of all time’. I’ve never seen any player able to perform at a level comparable to Messi, no one can touch him.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_kqJf634AzY

Pelé, Maradona, George Best and every other player you can think of, just do not come close. I will always argue that modern football players are vastly superior to those of twenty, thirty years ago. Football is at such an advanced level now, that nobody from a bygone era could keep up, which isn’t to say they’re bad players, just not as good as what is being churned out at the top level now.

Finally, I’ll finish with Apoel Nicosia, the team from Cyrpus who have played their way to the Champions League Quarter-Final stages having triumphed 4-3 on penalties against Lyon last night.

Of the remaining teams left, Apoel are the youngest team left in the competition, having been founded as recent as 1926. A quick look at Apoel’s Wikipedia page (I know) tells me that the 90′s was Apoel’s  most successful period, having won twelve domestic trophies and finished a season unbeaten.

Whilst I really have nothing more to say on Apoel, I really do hope the fairytale continues as long as possible.

That’s your lot for today!


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Dortmund Fans…Wow! / Chelsea, What’s The Problem?

Morning!

First of all, I can’t apologise enough for a no-post yesterday morning and today’s late-show of a post, it’s just not good enough and I apologise. Let me explain what happened though! On Wednesday I’d been down to the Emirates Stadium to watch Arsenal take on Borussia Dortmund, no problem there, I’ve done the drive plenty of times. On the way back, coming along the M25, I somehow missed my turn-off for ‘M1 North’, despite it being on a big yellow sign and I was only doing 45MPH at the time due to roadworks. Despite this, I ended up halfway to Heathrow so I had to come off and re-join at the next junction so as to make my way back up the M1. On my way back up, I knew there would be road works, what I didn’t anticipate was being stood still for twenty minutes near Luton. On the positive side, this meant I got to eat some food. As a result of all this, I ended up getting home at two in the morning and was far too tired yesterday to give you a post worthy of your time and despite waking up extra early this morning to make sure I did a post on time, I’ve been needed elsewhere. Bloody nightmare!

Anyway, I should probably talk to you about football. Well, firstly I must say the Borussia Dortmund fans were immense.

As is often the case, a video can only tell you half a story. From where I was sitting I had a fantastic view of their supporters and they had one or two lads stood on their chairs conducting songs etc. I wish I knew what their songs were called so I could go into more detail, but it was amazing how in-sync they were with each other, clapping at the exact same time, stamping their feet to make noise, again at the same time. In the video above where the Dortmund fans are jumping up and down is only the opening few minutes of the match and they didn’t do that again, but when they were to go two goals down, the majority of their 7,000 strong support lifted their scarves silently, to which everybody in the Emirates with an Arsenal scarf did the same, which would have been a fantastic site if you were to have been sat on the roof.

A lot of Dortmund fans had been drinking all day however, something I can vouch for as we (me and my little brother) arrived early and there were loads hanging about with cans of lager and unfortunately it led to a small melée between some Arsenal and Dortmund fans as the divide between the two was only paper-thin, leading to a combination of Police and Stewardsforming a human divide between the two sets of fans. As well as that, Szczesny received a load of abuse from Dortmund fans when retrieving the ball from near their fans. As a result, Szczesny started pumping his fists in celebration towards the Dortmund fans, clearly set on winding them up. About twenty Dortmund fans tried to hop over the hoardings, but were swiftly abated in their attempt to get at Szczesny by another combination of Police and Stewards.

All the same, it was terrific support and unlike anything I’ve seen at the Emirates from an away set of fans.

On exiting the stadium, the big screens showed the Champions League scores and one result to draw cheers from the crowd was Bayer Leverkusen 2-1 Chelsea. Now, I watch a lot of German football and I can honestly say I wasn’t shocked to see that result, Leverkusen have a set of talented players in Sidney Sam, Andre Schurrle and Renato Augusto amongst others, but should Chelsea, a club with a squad made up of hideous amounts of talent, be losing to Leverkusen? Simply, the answer is no, Chelsea should be turning up and beating Leverkusen. On paper, Chelsea make Leverkusen look very feeble, so where is the problem?

Well, the simple answer is a new manager with new principles has knocked Chelsea completely out of shape. Tactically, AVB is doing the same thing which worked so well for him at FC Porto and is now failing at Chelsea, why? Under Mourinho in the later stages of his reign, then under Scolari, Ancelotti etc, it was the norm that Chelsea were boring when their power couldn’t find a way through. If their power couldn’t win a game, their creative spark and guile was often found missing in action and for large parts, has been missing for some time.

Now, AVB is wanting Chelsea to use their guile to unlock teams, not batter through them with biceps pumping, but he wants Juan Mata, a fantastic player, to do what he does best and dictate the play high up the pitch. The problem is, Mata often has the problem of not having anyone available for a defence-splitting pass as all Chelsea know is mechanical, predictable movement.

This isn’t theory, but fact. I’ve seen my fair of Chelsea matches on the TV this season and bar the Arsenal match, I’ve fallen asleep in every single one. Even against QPR I could fall asleep in the comfort of knowing Chelsea weren’t going to get anything out of the game.

A mixture of old personnel, new ideas and an inability to perform to a different standard is currently killing Chelsea and they will find they must go through a transitional period such as this, where they lose games they should normally be winning before they find themselves.

Right, that’s your lot from me today, I’ll see you in the comments…

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Arsenal 1-1 Dortmund / Chelsea 2-0 Bayer Leverkusen

Seventeen shots on target, six corners, thirteen fouls and 52% of possession would normally tell a full story… well that is no different to Borussia Dortmund’s Champions League match against Arsenal, who were promptly battered black and blue by a rampant Jurgen Klopp-charged Die-Borussen.

Borussia Dortmund, if you didn’t know, ply their trade in the Westfalenstadion, home to 80,000 plus screaming Dortmund fans, with 25,000 of those forming part of the famous ‘Yellow Wall in the South Tribune.

The 'Yellow Wall'

Yes, it’s rather an inspiring image even when captured on your computer screen with no sound, so imagine how it must feel to be on that pitch, looking up at the South Tribune; Westfalenstadion is a highly intimidating place to go, no matter who you are, just ask stellar names such as Bayern Munich, Schalke 04, Wolfsburg and Werder Bremen who were amongst those to find themselves swallowed by the atmosphere of the fans, as well as the quality of the home team, Borussia Dortmund.

Ah yes, I should move on to why we’re reading this; the match report. Well, the above description of the South Tribune ties in rather well with the fact that only Hertha Berlin have won at the Westfalenstadion in the past year, clearly indicative of just how hard a place Dortmund is to visit. Arsenal were to find it no different themselves and withstood an absolute battering inside the first fifteen minutes.

Bacary Sagna found himself clearing off of his own line when Robert Lewandowski had rounded Wojciech Szczesny and previous to that, Kevin Grosskreutz fired over from a tight angle; Dortmund looked highly-charged and Arsenal were doing well to hang on.

It took Arsenal until the 20th minute to settle into any form of rhythm as they failed to keep the ball and for a while, the match became bogged down in midfield with neither side actually keeping on to the ball for long before either side re-gained possession.

Just before both sides were to go in for half-time, Theo Walcott found himself in possession on his favoured right-wing, cutting inside Marcel Schmelzer which left a gap for Van Persie to run into as Schmelzer went to close Walcott, he sent a pass round the outside of Schmelzer to Van Persie, who ran the ball into the box, finishing with his right past a helpless Roman Weidenfeller. It was Arsenal’s perfect tonic after having been battered by Dortmund and with the goal coming just before half-time, a 1-0 lead was priceless.

In the second half, not much changed, it was same old, same old, as Borussia Dortmund attacked an Arsenal side incapable of holding on to the ball in midfield. I don’t see Benayoun as a player to play deeper in a midfield three, but higher up the pitch, his inability to keep hold of the ball was plain to see, though he did run around tirelessly trying to press Dortmund’s players and he will need time to get used to life at Arsenal, so point neutralised I guess.

Gervinho’s chance aside, where he couldn’t really keep his balance following a challenge from Neven Subotic, meant his one-on-one was squandered when the ball was ran too close tp Weidenfeller to cause any trouble, there was just no real threat from Arsenal. Dortmund were still the side trying to create but an in-form Koscielny was doing his best to keep everybody in a yellow shirt from his goal and when he found his defence beaten, Szczesny was there on hand to help out.

With the game heading towards a conclusion lying in Arsenal’s favour, a cross was headed out by Kieran Gibbs, which fell to summer-signing, Ivan Perisic, who in-turn, looped a volley into Szczesny’s top-left hand corner.

So 1-1 in Germany, a mighty fine result for an Arsenal side needing new players to gel, against a very impressive Dortmund side. Borussia Dortmund on the other hand, will feel highly annoyed with themselves that they failed to actually win the match after they had dominated for long periods.

Meanwhile in Chelsea, Bayer Leverkusen aimed to bring AVB’s Chelsea to the ground as they lined up with a very attack-minded side. Andre Schurrle, Michael Ballack, Stefan Kiessling and Sidney Sam in the same team normally means goals and with Chelsea’s defence being highly suspect of late, I fancied an upset.

West Brom, Sunderland and Norwich have all found a way through Chelsea’s defence so far this season and honestly, I expected a Leverkusen side with higher attacking prowess than Grant Holt, Shane Long and Nicklas Bendtner to steal a goal or two.

Reports in mid-week suggested Fernando Torres was of the opinion his midfielders are too slow in their build-up play, which is an opinion I tend to levitate toward because as I’ve said on here time and time again, it’s not Torres’ fault, but the fault of his fellow players who like to keep hold of the ball just a fraction too long, which in the case of Nicolas Anelka and Florent Malouda, adds up to about ten minutes.

Despite critisicing his team-mates and reports of Andre Villas Boas being utmost annoyed by Torres’ outburt, he actually moulded the team to Torres’ benefit, which low and behold, worked! Torres is a world class player, something you don’t lose in the blink of an eye. AVB had supported Torres with Mata and Sturridge working from the wings and with their faster style of play coming into affect in the final third, Torres, for once, was thriving in a Chelsea shirt. Everybody’s favourite Spaniard even had a goal disallowed with Raul Meireles judged offside. All of Torres’ chances in the first half were provided from the flanks, amazing what happens if you dare to re-shuffle the pack, isn’t it?

However, Chelsea failed to score in the first half and during the second, Bayer Leverkusen were growing in stature, their passing became more daring and ‘Werkself’ should have scored through Michael Ballack after being put through one-on but the former German national captain could only bury the ball into Petr Cech’s chest just before the hour mark.

Several minutes later, Chelsea had scored. David Luiz, the architect of his own goal, carried the ball deep into Leverkusen’s half before laying off to Ashley Cole, who squared to Fernando Torres. A perfect pass from Torres allowed the still-advancing David Luiz to put his foot through the ball and into the corner, sending Stamford Bridge into relieved raptures.

Juan Mata nearly scored soon after Luiz’s goal but was to add his name to Chelsea’s score sheet late on anyway when an unselfish Fernando Torres squared for Juan Mata to tap home when Torres could have easily scored himself.

A change of tactics, a good game from Fernando Torres and a clean sheet makes everything in Chelsea village look comfortable. Providing AVB dares to stick with the same team and tactics he used tonight, Sunday could prove fruitful against an in-form Manchester United…

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What The Papers Say!

Tuesday morning’s transfer news…


Daily Mirror

Sam Allardyce is set to raid Bolton Wanderers to sign full-back, Matty Taylor. Tried and trusted at Premiership level, the capture of Taylor would represent a real coup for West Ham as they undergo a summer of change, positive change as well, having already signed another tried and trusted player in Kevin Nolan, which is a fantastic capture by Sam Allardyce.

Needing a replacement for Michael Essien has lead Chelsea into a battle with Arsenal and and Juventus over over Bayer Leverkusen’s Chilean midfielder, Arturo Vidal. Rated at £12 million, Vidal’s sensational form for Leverkusen had prompted many big clubs to look into signing Vidal.

The Metro

Manchester United’s arduous search for a playmaker to fill the boots of Paul Scholes continues after Sir Alex Ferguson ruled out the possibility of signing Wesley Sneijder. Ganso is the latest playmaker to be linked, with Brazilian side, Santos, expected to accept offers of around £25 million for the exciting playmaker dubbed, ‘the new Kaka’.

Manchester City have edged ahead of both Chelsea and Arsenal in the hunt for Belgian sensation, Romelu Lukaku. Anderlecht are expected to accept bids in excess of £18 million for the wonder kid, which would be well within

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What The Papers Say!

Tuesday morning’s transfer news

Daily Mirror

Arsenal are eyeing up Bayer Leverkusen’s attacking midfielder, Arturo Vidal for £15m. Now I spoke of Vidal the other day on here and whilst yes, he’s been in good form, that’s only a season’s worth of spectacular goals and good, solid form, which for me is not enough to merit a £15m move to a very big club.

Barcelona are claiming they’ve rejected a £27 million offer from Chelsea for striker, David Villa. I’m still adamant the Spanish striker will be made surplus to requirements out of a need to sign the likes of Alexis Sanchez and Cesc Fabregas.

Liverpool are willing to send youngsters, Jonjo Shelvey and Stephen Darby to Blackpool as part of a deal to land Scottish midfielder, Charlie Adam, who scored 13 goals last season as Blackpool were relegated back to the Championship.

Sunderland have agreed a £13m fee with Ipswich for winger, Carlos Edwards…I’m joking, they’ve agreed a fee for Connor Wickham! Liverpool are said to be still interested, but must match Sunderland’s bid. With the way Kenny Dalglish has been throwing money about, expect a £32 million bid to be formed some time soon.

Daily Mail

Manchester City are refusing to give up their pursuit of Udinese winger, Alexis Sanchez, despite the Chilean claiming moving to Barcelona ‘would be a dream’.

As well as signing Connor Wickham, Sunderland want £7m rated Reading striker, Shane Long, after he scored 24 goals for Reading last season, assisting 10.

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Arturo Vidal / Leicester City / Derby County / Santos

Morning! Today we’re concentrating on all things South American, as I’m sick to the back teeth of Premiership transfer news!

Right, diving into things whilst trying to ignore an attention seeking Jack Russell, I shall start with Arturo Vidal, 24, of Bayer Leverkusen. A breakthrough season for Vidal has seen him score 10 goals, assisting another 11, which is pretty good considering he played 33 times for Bayer Leverkusen last year as they pushed eventual Bundesliga winners, Borussia Dortmund, all the way for the coveted title.

It was at the 2007 U-20 World Cup with Chile, that earned Vidal his big move to Europe from his first professional club; Colo Colo, after Bayer Leverkusen paid £11 million for his services, thus exceeding the highest transfer fee received for a Colo Colo player. Vidal left Colo Colo having only played a mere 30 games and scored 2 goals, so that £11 million spent by Bayer Leverkusen looked to be a huge risk for a club who can’t exactly afford to splash cash here, there and everywhere.

It would be fair to say that Vidal didn’t set Leverkusen alight in his debut season (2007-08), having made 24 appearances, 7 of those from the bench, scoring one goal and assisting 2. It wasn’t what Leverkusen fans expected for £11 million and to his credit, Vidal upped his game, adapted to life in a different country and scored 5 goals in all competitions the following season, (2008-09) while managing to assist 6, which makes for pretty good reading. In the 2009-10 season, Vidal seemed to flop again, scoring 1 goal, though forget that, as last season, Vidal sparked into life with that beautiful reading of 10 goals, 11 assists, in 33 games.

Obviously, such form has attracted the interest of Europe’s finest, with Napoli the front runners, for Vidal’s signature, after Napoli president Aurelio De Laurentiis declared, “He’s (Vidal) an extraordinary talent and he’s at the top of our list.” A pretty blunt, maybe fairly obvious way of unsettling a player but with Champions League football in the offering, I don’t see Vidal leaving the BayArena any time soon.

Staying in South America, where we move onto Santos, who beat Penarol 2-1 in the final of the Copa Libertadores, crushing the dreams Uruguay’s surprise package. Penarol had made their way to the final based on very solid defending, stealing goals when it mattered, to set up a shock chance to win the Copa Libertadores. After first half stalemate, Penarol conceded the first two minutes into the second half, after Neymar finished with unerring accuracy, though the plaudits has to be given to Arouca and Ganso, who ripped apart a staunch Penarol defence for Neymar’s goal. Santos’ second came courtesy of a Danilo from inside the box.

Penarol grabbed a lifeline thanks to an own goal via Durval, whose attempted block looped over Santos keeper, Rafael and into the net with 10 minutes to go, but unfortunately for Penarol, it wasn’t to be as Santos clinched the Copa Libertadores for the third time in their history, having won their last two titles back-to-back in 1962 and 1963.

That’s all for today I’m afraid, though I shall leave you with a few videos for some leisurely viewing, starting with Copa Libertadores Final highlights.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I1LiW-RusAc

Followed by some fisticuffs from that same match…

Finally, did anyone else think of Del Trotter’s fake name in the Only Fools and Horses episode ‘Dates‘ when the name ‘Durval’ was mentioned earlier? I did!

Have a great day, see you all in the comments!

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In General…

Morning JFG fans! Currently having problems with articles so today is a brief ponder about what’s happening in places x, y and z.

First up, we have Gareth Barry welcoming a battle with Wilshere for a place in the centre of midfield. Sorry Gareth but you were found at the World Cup and the fact City aren’t doing much could be put largely down to the fact they have a rusty old cog such as you in their midfield. Most fans I’ve spoken to this season at grounds, in pubs and on the park have all said they don’t rate Barry. Well, I fully trust in Jack Wilshere to push Barry away from the set-up for good and with the tenacious Scott Parker in the squad, him and Jack could prove an awesome midfield duo. I feel a little bit naughty just thinking about that midfield… Read more

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Dortmund Keep Pace In Germany

Germany

Bundesliga leaders Borussia Dortmund extended their lead at the top to 12 points, courtesy of a Robert Lewandowski strike in a 1-0 win over FC Cologne. Read more

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