Joe Kinnear Back at Newcastle / Confederations Cup

Good morning. Joe Kinnear has re-joined Newcastle United under the guise of "Director of Football." Due to the absurdity of the appointment, I could finish the blog here and leave you to chew on that information for the entirety of your Monday. It is a very bizarre development at Newcastle, as Read more

Betting tips for the Premier League: who will be favourites next season to win?

The new Premier League season is set to be an exciting one, thanks to a raft of changes that have occurred at the top clubs since the end of the last one, which leave things feeling less predictable than they have for a while. The fact that Chelsea have Read more

Chelsea Agree Schuerrle Deal / Ronaldo Doesn't Sign A New Contract.

Good morning. As I trawled through the various football websites this morning, all I saw was this... Tumbleweed. Lots and lots of tumbleweed. The transfer window hasn't opened and won't do so until the July 1st, so we should all calm down in that regard. At the moment it feels as Read more

Review of the 2012/13 Season - Leicester City

The football season is over, players have gone on holiday and the tedium of transfer rumours have officially started, if not prematurely, with the transfer window not actually until July 1st. So, what to do until August when it all kicks off again? Spend time with loved ones? Take Read more

Stuart Pearce Runs Out Of Ideas

Good morning. Stuart Pearce took to blaming his young England charges as they slumped to their third defeat in three matches against European Championship hosts, Israel. When a leader blames his followers for a failure, then he is no leader. I have no prime example of why that is, but Read more

Bundesliga

Bayern Munich 4-0 Barcelona / Mario Götze To Join Bayern

Bayern Munich finally punished Barcelona for their one dimensional state of play, squashing the team dubbed, “the greatest the world has ever seen” by four goals to diddly squat.

Barcelona have one dimension to their play and although that dimension is exquisite to watch, opposition are growing increasingly knowledgeable in how to deal with Barcelona. If Barcelona can’t make things happen, then what do they do to change things? Bring on like for like players in Cesc Fabregas, David Villa and Thiago Alacantara? They’re all great, but not “different” in a big way.

PSG were unbeaten in their matches against Barcelona, AC Milan should have stayed stronger to knock them out and Real Madrid dished out a beating to their Catalan rivals not so long ago.

A thrashing has been coming for a while and Bayern Munich duly handed it to them last night.

Barcelona dominated possession with about 65% and pressed well for the first 70 minutes, but were then physically overpowered by Bayern, who scored two in the last twenty minutes to put the tie beyond Barcelona’s reach.

Maths will tell you that Barcelona dominated and were unlucky. Bayern barely had the ball and that lack of control was surprising, though the absence of Toni Kroos did not help. On the one hand, despite Bayern’s lack of control, they looked like scoring every single time they broke forward. On the other hand, Barcelona rarely looked like breaking Bayern down. Possession counts for nothing if you cannot inject a change of pace or a different idea.

Lionel Messi, is Barcelona’s different idea. Ignoring what he said after the match, it’s clear he isn’t fit and having seen Barcelona thumped, the question is, “Did Messi play to the detriment of the team?” The answer is yes. No team can carry a passenger on the pitch and Messi was exactly that. Vilanova would have been better advised to start David Villa over a player operating at 70%.

Barcelona have a beautiful philosophy, but it promotes narrow-mindedness. They don’t need to overhaul their ideals, but they do need to innovate and accept a plan “B” when “A” doesn’t work.

Bayern Munich are a totally different animal to Barcelona. They’re strong, fast, highly skilful, overwhelming and deadly. I likened them to a volcano when they met Arsenal in the second round; overpowering and destroying anything that stood in their path without the hint if a second question needing to be asked.

They’ve put the tie beyond Barcelona now and will further humiliate Barcelona, even at the Nou Camp.

To couple that victory, Borussia Dortmund announced that a fee had been agreed between for the sale of super talent, Mario Götze, after Bayern Munich had triggered the €37 million release clause in Götze’s contract.

Götze and his agent, Volker Struth, approached Borussia Dortmund with the request that his release clause should be activated if an offer was received.

In his pre-match press conference yesterday, Jurgen Klopp said that he had allowed himself “a day of happiness” after beating Malaga to qualify for the semi-finals of the Champions League. The day after, he was informed of the Götze sale and at 10PM on Monday evening, he was informed that the deal would be made public in the morning, just a day before playing Real Madrid in the Champions League.

It’s a really harsh moment for Dortmund, who have to prepare for a huge game with the weight of this news on their shoulders.

Although the timing of the news has to be questioned, the dealt itself cannot be. All parties acted to the confines of the contract and everything was carried out professionally. Of course Dortmund aren’t happy, but nor were Borussia Monchengladbach when Dortmund activated the release clause for Marco Reus.

In turn, Dortmund will probably raid a club beneath them and thus the food chain continues to function.

Pep Guardiola made Götze (as is apparent now) his primary target and Götze is his favourite player (according to Klopp). It’s a huge signing for Bayern Munich.

S’all from me today. See you tomorrow!

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Arsenal Offer Ageing Hope

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Earlier this year, as you must know by now, me and my younger brother travelled to Bradford on the coldest night we’ve ever known to watch Arsenal compete in the Capital One Cup. Famously, Arsenal lost on penalties to Bradford City of League Two.

Just last month, Arsenal then failed to beat Blackburn Rovers in the FA Cup. There was booing, calls for Arsene Wenger’s head on a plate and I even had one guy tell me that David Moyes is the answer to everything, will solve Arsenal’s problems, cute cancer, end wars and bring world peace.

In the same month, Arsenal got battered 3-1 by Bayern Munich at the Emirates Stadium, which was a depressing night as you can count on Arsenal to really step up and dominate teams on their own pitch. As an Arsenal fan, it felt like an era was slipping.

By now, after years of supporting the Gunners, I’ve come to accept that Arsenal will be the death of me. Feelings of utter humiliation, embarrassment and sorrow is tempered with matches such as last night, where they can play the best and beat them.

Bayern Munich have stormed the Bundesliga this season and have suffered only two defeats this campaign. They barely concede and overwhelm their opposition like a boa constrictor killing a mouse. Jupp Heyncke’s team is so imperiously strong and to beat them on your own turf, let alone Bayern’s back yard, is a great achievement.

Victims of that 3-1 hammering at the Emirates Stadium, much of the damage was already done. Arsenal had been written off at the final whistle of the first leg and that peformance is what cost them in the end.

To have any hope of defying the odds, Arsenal needed to score first and did so, going ahead courtesy of Olivier Giroud from close range in the third minute.

Chances were at a premium and other than Theo Walcott’s snap-cross, which evaded Giroud and Ramsey (I think it was Ramsey) there was nothing to worry Bayern, who couldn’t seem to snap into gear.

Arsenal were defensively resolute, keeping the Bayern attack in front of them, refusing entry around the sides.

The longer the clock wore down, the slimmer Arsenal’s hopes became of qualifying for the Round of 16. In typical Arsenal fashion however, they gave some hope when it seemed it would never arrive. A late corner was thrusted into the penalty area by Santo Cazorla and Javi Martinez nodded home for an own goal.

Time soon ran out for Arsenal and they exited the Champions League, but not without a fight, and not without giving their supporters something to believe in as they approach a critical stage of the season.

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Jurgen Klopp Rules Out Chelsea

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I’m a little tea pot…

Borussia Dortmund manager, Jurgen Klopp, has ruled out taking over at Chelsea, until 2016 at the least.

In quotes taken from the Evening Standard, Klopp had this to say: Read more

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Premier League To Limit Spending

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Premier League teams may be in danger of receiving a points deduction should they be in breach of new spending regulations, whereby they cannot make a total loss of over £105 million. Player wage bills must also be limited from next season in a bid to, “avoid another Portsmouth”, as said by West Ham Chairman, David Gold. Read more

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Why Robert Lewandowski Should Move To Chelsea

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Sky Italia last night reported that a deal between Borussia Dortmund and Bayern Munich had been agreed for the transfer of Polish striker, Robert Lewandowski, who has scored 58 goals in 119 appearances for Dortmund. Next season, Lewandowski would be in the last year of his contract with Due Schwarzgelben and won’t renew, so it is highly possible that he will leave in the summer transfer window. Read more

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Guardiola Signs As Bayern Munich Manager

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Good morning!

Josep ‘Pep’ Guardiola will become Bayern Munich manager on July 1st, 2013, when current manager, Jupp Heynckes, retires from management at the end of this season. Heynckes, who is at Bayern for a third spell, wasn’t inclined to renew his contract with the Bavarian club beyond the end of this season and after a series of meetings, decided to bring an end to his time at the Allianz Arena. Read more

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Lone Udinese Fan Makes Headlines / Schalke Manager and Fans Help Clear Snow


Good morning!

A lone Udinese fan, named Arrigo Brovedani, has won the hearts of football supporters and the media across Italy after he travelled 500km from his home in Spilimbergo to Genoa to watch Udinese play away to Sampdoria in Serie A. Brovedani was the only Udinese supporter to attend the match. We thought Wigan fans were bad for away support! Read more

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Manchester City 1-1 Borussia Dortmund

During his tenure as manager at Internazionale, Roberto Mancini built a dominant force who won three consecutive Serie A titles, (under fortuitous circumstances, granted) two Coppa Italia trophies and an Italian Super Cup. Despite all this, what really rankled with Massimo Moratti, the Inter owner, was Mancini’s consistent failure to perform well in Europe.

Now at Manchester City, Mancini has ended the hoodoo of City not having won a Premier League title, as he did when he won Inter’s first Serie A title since 1989, (winning his first in 2005, although legitimately in 2006) but it was success in the Champions League that really determined Mancini’s future at the club and now, with Manchester City stuttering as Inter did under Mancini, is history repeating itself? Last season, City had quite a favourable group despite what some might have said. Yes, they were newcomers to the Champions League, but Napoli, also in City’s group, were also inexperienced in Champions League football, whilst Villareal were barely recognisable from the side that performed so well in Europe just a few years before. On paper at least, Manchester City should have qualified from that group along with Bayern Munich. Read more

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Spurs Sign Vertonghen / Chelsea Fail With Bid For Schurrle / Wenger Won’t Change Methods

Good morning!

To begin this morning, I’ll announce that I have an early favourite for the new ‘kit of the season’, in Borussia Dortmund’s Champions League shirt. It has stripes, has an ‘old’ look to it and as football shirts go, this latest effort from Dortmund, after they switched kit makers from Kappa to Puma, is very, very nice. Puma, or even Michael Zorc, if you’re reading, do feel free to send over a shirt for review, I’d be only too happy!

Borussia Dortmund’s Champions League shirt for the 2012-13 campaign. Nice.

Swiftly moving on, as I’ve spent too long on the Borussia Dortmund club shop than I should have done, Tottenham Hotspur have officially confirmed the arrival of Belgian defender and former Ajax captain, Jan Vertonghen. Depending on what reports you listen to, the fee believed to have been spent on attaining Vertonghen is £9.6 million. Age 25, Vertonghen has achieved 37 caps for the Belgian national team, forming part of a very formidable defence which contains Arsenal’s Thomas Vermaelen and Manchester City’s Vincent Kompany.

Without wishing to disrespect the likes of William Gallas, Younes Kaboul, Michael Dawson and Ledley King, they are plainly not good enough to take Tottenham to the next level which they must now be aiming for, a level which exists past just trying to achieve fourth place, but rather actually contending for the Premier League title. Though any challenge is still a fair way away from realisation, the signing of Vertonghen is a step in the right direction. To an extent, Spurs’ current quartet of defenders are good enough, just not in the big matches. Aside from beating Arsenal 2-1 at White Hart Lane in the early stages of last season, Tottenham were too often swept away by bigger teams. When playing Chelsea in the FA Cup Semi-Final, it was too evident that Spurs had major problems defensively as they lost 5-1 in their biggest match of the season. Read more

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Germany 1-2 Italy / Ba-Ba-Ba, Ba-Balotelli

Ba-Ba-Ba, Ba-Balotelli!

Good morning!

I’m sorry if this post is late reaching you, in fact, I know it will be late, there is no ‘if’ about it. Give me a dial-up connection over wireless Internet any day…

… I kid.

Right, I shan’t beat about the bush this morning as I’m late already, so we’ll speak about Italy beating Germany by two goals to one last night. Talking to Mat after the match, he described it as a, ‘shock, but not a shock’. Of course, we all expected Germany to win (I think) but yet it was no surprise that Italy turned up, scored two goals and qualified for the final of Euro 2012, where they will play Spain in Kiev.

Adam, one of our guest writers for this summer. said that Germany looked vulnerable against Greece and did so all tournament. Before Germany actually packed their bags for Poland/Ukraine, they were stunned and beaten 5-3 by Switzerland. Fair enough, Germany made many changes that day, but it showed they maybe weren’t the finished article we thought the Germans to be. I’d always take a friendly result with a pinch of salt, as England beat Spain a few months ago, but it did show that Germany could be ‘got at’. Read more

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